I hate Secretaries Day.
Keep it to yourself, bitch.
I want my flowers, candy, and free lunch.
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Apr 25, 2006 12:11:08 pm PDT #3522 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 12:15:03 pm PDT #3523 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So this guy just broke the record for surviving the most foreign objects (12) embedded in his skull. He tried to kill himself with a nail gun. He broke the previous record of nine, also the result of nail gun attempted suicide.
Even one nail in your brain can kill you - it just depends where the nail goes....
When he arrived at the hospital last April, the man told doctors that his head still ached, and it hurt when he moved his neck. The right side of his face drooped a little and he had trouble moving his jaw. He called the nail wounds an accident and got hostile when doctors asked just how the accident happened. A psychiatric test showed "poor judgment and insight."
Doctors prescribed antibiotics and started discussing how to take a dozen nails from a man's brain.
eta: No pictures, but the details of the surgery are a little squicksome....
Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 12:18:21 pm PDT #3524 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Good god. That man should have visited alt.suicide.holiday.methods Do your research, man!
Topic!Cindy - Apr 25, 2006 12:23:23 pm PDT #3525 of 10002
What is even happening?
A psychiatric test showed "poor judgment and insight.The raw data wasn't enough?
erikaj - Apr 25, 2006 12:24:44 pm PDT #3526 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
my mom always said "say it in cash," My mom has kind of a loner streak though...is that a strange thing to say about your mother? (funny Secretary crosspost)
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 12:27:34 pm PDT #3527 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A psychiatric test showed "poor judgment and insight.
The raw data wasn't enough?
Well, they would have said he showed good judgement if he had good reasons to shoot nails into his head...
§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 12:29:34 pm PDT #3528 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
NAIL GUN? My lord, I never imagined people too stupid to die.
Unrelatedly...
At paintball this past weekend, I took a paintball shot to my face which spattered through the mask into and onto my mouth. Disgusting, and I was trying to act vaguely polite and not spit everywhere.
Once the mask came off, amd most of the taste was out of my mouth, I stopped bothering with it. One of our party looks at me.
"ita, you have green..." He gestures to his mouth.
"I know. I wish I'd been hit by a pink one instead. It'd look more..."
"Natural?"
"Yes."
And then we speak in unison, him offering "Like lipstick?" at the same time I state "Like blood."
He laughs and turns to the guy next to him, presenting the story as an illuminating tale of my psyche.
Yesterday at krav, the instructor asks me if I have lipstick I can sacrifice for class. I run to my car and notice that I have lip gloss, and I offer him what's left of it, but I realise he needs something very bright and opaque.
Never got to do the drill he wanted--apparently he couldn't find a woman in the centre who a) used lipstick and b) was willing to admit it to sell him the tube she had on her.
I don't know if all of us women would have gone to pink is more like blood over pink is more like lipstick, but I think I'd have been in some decent company.
Trudy Booth - Apr 25, 2006 12:29:39 pm PDT #3529 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Well, they would have said he showed good judgement if he had good reasons to shoot nails into his head...
Like if it squeaked when you stepped on it?
Sheryl - Apr 25, 2006 12:33:54 pm PDT #3530 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Concert last night was good.(even if the trio was only a duo)Tired.(yeah, what else is new?)
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 12:33:55 pm PDT #3531 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Like if it squeaked when you stepped on it?
Yeah. Or maybe if he wanted to hang picture frames or install aluminum siding....