I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sheryl - Apr 25, 2006 12:33:54 pm PDT #3530 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Concert last night was good.(even if the trio was only a duo)Tired.(yeah, what else is new?)


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 12:33:55 pm PDT #3531 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Like if it squeaked when you stepped on it?

Yeah. Or maybe if he wanted to hang picture frames or install aluminum siding....


Jesse - Apr 25, 2006 12:36:52 pm PDT #3532 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And then we speak in unison, him offering "Like lipstick?" at the same time I state "Like blood."

Nice mouth on you.


brenda m - Apr 25, 2006 12:41:41 pm PDT #3533 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dude. Tivo is offering an 80-hour box that will record two channels at once! I've never parted with cash so fast in my life. - $250 including a year of service.


flea - Apr 25, 2006 12:42:40 pm PDT #3534 of 10002
information libertarian

Is there anything more hideous than shopping for a maternity swimsuit? My vote is no. Plain unobjectionable ones start at $65, but for $20 I can get girlish [link] or just hideous [link] . Also there is a lot of skanky - do hugely pregnant women need to look like they're on the stroll? Again I vote no.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 12:45:33 pm PDT #3535 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

C'mon, flea! Pink gingham! Join the junta!


ChiKat - Apr 25, 2006 12:46:28 pm PDT #3536 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Holy smokes. I got a bonus today. A nice bonus. This is not bad.


bon bon - Apr 25, 2006 12:49:07 pm PDT #3537 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Where do I buy an air conditioner? Please to help.


flea - Apr 25, 2006 12:49:13 pm PDT #3538 of 10002
information libertarian

I'd consider it, but the skirt... no.


JZ - Apr 25, 2006 12:50:40 pm PDT #3539 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ew, flea, those are indeed ghastly. I'm trying hard, but I just cannot imagine you in flouncy gingham.

I haven't shopped for swimwear in years, but IIRC Target has some generally unobjectionable nonghastly swimwear for less than $65, and they have a maternity section, and I just got an email offering 10% off and free shipping for any order of 3 women's items. If you find anything there that doesn't suck, I can pass on the discount code.