my mom always said "say it in cash," My mom has kind of a loner streak though...is that a strange thing to say about your mother? (funny Secretary crosspost)
Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.
Willow ,'End of Days'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Apr 25, 2006 12:24:44 pm PDT #3526 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 12:27:34 pm PDT #3527 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A psychiatric test showed "poor judgment and insight.
The raw data wasn't enough?
Well, they would have said he showed good judgement if he had good reasons to shoot nails into his head...
§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 12:29:34 pm PDT #3528 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
NAIL GUN? My lord, I never imagined people too stupid to die.
Unrelatedly...
At paintball this past weekend, I took a paintball shot to my face which spattered through the mask into and onto my mouth. Disgusting, and I was trying to act vaguely polite and not spit everywhere.
Once the mask came off, amd most of the taste was out of my mouth, I stopped bothering with it. One of our party looks at me.
"ita, you have green..." He gestures to his mouth.
"I know. I wish I'd been hit by a pink one instead. It'd look more..."
"Natural?"
"Yes."
And then we speak in unison, him offering "Like lipstick?" at the same time I state "Like blood."
He laughs and turns to the guy next to him, presenting the story as an illuminating tale of my psyche.
Yesterday at krav, the instructor asks me if I have lipstick I can sacrifice for class. I run to my car and notice that I have lip gloss, and I offer him what's left of it, but I realise he needs something very bright and opaque.
Never got to do the drill he wanted--apparently he couldn't find a woman in the centre who a) used lipstick and b) was willing to admit it to sell him the tube she had on her.
I don't know if all of us women would have gone to pink is more like blood over pink is more like lipstick, but I think I'd have been in some decent company.
Trudy Booth - Apr 25, 2006 12:29:39 pm PDT #3529 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Well, they would have said he showed good judgement if he had good reasons to shoot nails into his head...
Like if it squeaked when you stepped on it?
Sheryl - Apr 25, 2006 12:33:54 pm PDT #3530 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Concert last night was good.(even if the trio was only a duo)Tired.(yeah, what else is new?)
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 12:33:55 pm PDT #3531 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Like if it squeaked when you stepped on it?
Yeah. Or maybe if he wanted to hang picture frames or install aluminum siding....
Jesse - Apr 25, 2006 12:36:52 pm PDT #3532 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And then we speak in unison, him offering "Like lipstick?" at the same time I state "Like blood."
Nice mouth on you.
brenda m - Apr 25, 2006 12:41:41 pm PDT #3533 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Dude. Tivo is offering an 80-hour box that will record two channels at once! I've never parted with cash so fast in my life. - $250 including a year of service.
flea - Apr 25, 2006 12:42:40 pm PDT #3534 of 10002
information libertarian
Is there anything more hideous than shopping for a maternity swimsuit? My vote is no. Plain unobjectionable ones start at $65, but for $20 I can get girlish [link] or just hideous [link] . Also there is a lot of skanky - do hugely pregnant women need to look like they're on the stroll? Again I vote no.
§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 12:45:33 pm PDT #3535 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
C'mon, flea! Pink gingham! Join the junta!