But the cute makes them extra tasty.
::cries::
If it is, objectively speaking, cuter than a human baby, I can't bear to eat it. Do not ask me to explain the exception I make for actual human baby toes. I already admitted it was totally irrational.
Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?
'War Stories'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Apr 25, 2006 10:46:52 am PDT #3513 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 25, 2006 10:51:39 am PDT #3514 of 10002
What is even happening?
But the cute makes them extra tasty.
Heh!
Frankenbuddha - Apr 25, 2006 10:52:07 am PDT #3515 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Someone asked him about eating pork, and he was like, "Hell yes. Cute to look at, yummy to eat!"
Dad, they're all from the same animal!
And what a magical animal it is!
NoiseDesign - Apr 25, 2006 11:08:30 am PDT #3516 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
Things I have learned today:
Pelican cases will stand up to an attack with the dremel tool quite well.
§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 11:14:01 am PDT #3517 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Exercise, discipline, affection!
Dude. It's just like krav. I need to watch this show.
Jesse - Apr 25, 2006 11:15:38 am PDT #3518 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Let's make fun of Tom Cruise! [link]
§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 11:27:12 am PDT #3519 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Let's make fun of Tom Cruise!
Part of me says that's like shooting fish in a barrel, but the damned fish won't stop talking, and now I'm having Günter Grass flashbacks, but the flounder's toothy and wearing shades. And rich as all get out.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 11:41:55 am PDT #3520 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm not sure if I have an opinion on Secretaries Day (I've never seen it observed) but:
I hate Secretaries Day.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 11:52:39 am PDT #3521 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In the absence of an imminent threat (with the Iranians at least several years away from having a nuclear arsenal), the attack would be a unilateral act of war. If undertaken without formal Congressional declaration, it would be unconstitutional and merit the impeachment of the President.- former National Security Adviser (to Jimmy Carter) Zbigniew Brzezinski
Allyson - Apr 25, 2006 12:11:08 pm PDT #3522 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I hate Secretaries Day.
Keep it to yourself, bitch.
I want my flowers, candy, and free lunch.