Someone asked him about eating pork, and he was like, "Hell yes. Cute to look at, yummy to eat!"
Dad, they're all from the same animal!
And what a magical animal it is!
Zoe: My man would never fall for that. Wash: Most of my head wishes I had.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 25, 2006 10:52:07 am PDT #3515 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
NoiseDesign - Apr 25, 2006 11:08:30 am PDT #3516 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
Things I have learned today:
Pelican cases will stand up to an attack with the dremel tool quite well.
§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 11:14:01 am PDT #3517 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Exercise, discipline, affection!
Dude. It's just like krav. I need to watch this show.
Jesse - Apr 25, 2006 11:15:38 am PDT #3518 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Let's make fun of Tom Cruise! [link]
§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 11:27:12 am PDT #3519 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Let's make fun of Tom Cruise!
Part of me says that's like shooting fish in a barrel, but the damned fish won't stop talking, and now I'm having Günter Grass flashbacks, but the flounder's toothy and wearing shades. And rich as all get out.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 11:41:55 am PDT #3520 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm not sure if I have an opinion on Secretaries Day (I've never seen it observed) but:
I hate Secretaries Day.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 11:52:39 am PDT #3521 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In the absence of an imminent threat (with the Iranians at least several years away from having a nuclear arsenal), the attack would be a unilateral act of war. If undertaken without formal Congressional declaration, it would be unconstitutional and merit the impeachment of the President.- former National Security Adviser (to Jimmy Carter) Zbigniew Brzezinski
Allyson - Apr 25, 2006 12:11:08 pm PDT #3522 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I hate Secretaries Day.
Keep it to yourself, bitch.
I want my flowers, candy, and free lunch.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 12:15:03 pm PDT #3523 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So this guy just broke the record for surviving the most foreign objects (12) embedded in his skull. He tried to kill himself with a nail gun. He broke the previous record of nine, also the result of nail gun attempted suicide.
Even one nail in your brain can kill you - it just depends where the nail goes....
When he arrived at the hospital last April, the man told doctors that his head still ached, and it hurt when he moved his neck. The right side of his face drooped a little and he had trouble moving his jaw. He called the nail wounds an accident and got hostile when doctors asked just how the accident happened. A psychiatric test showed "poor judgment and insight."
Doctors prescribed antibiotics and started discussing how to take a dozen nails from a man's brain.
eta: No pictures, but the details of the surgery are a little squicksome....
Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 12:18:21 pm PDT #3524 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Good god. That man should have visited alt.suicide.holiday.methods Do your research, man!