You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 24, 2006 4:36:02 pm PDT #3320 of 10002
What is even happening?

Falling into a cesspool? I didn't die, but I wanted to.


amych - Apr 24, 2006 4:36:19 pm PDT #3321 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hmm. When I lived not 10 miles from Huntington, NY, our cesspool caved in too. Danger! Danger!


brenda m - Apr 24, 2006 4:36:48 pm PDT #3322 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

"I walked across the lawn, and all of a sudden I disappeared."

Not something you hear in first person very often.


Cashmere - Apr 24, 2006 4:37:40 pm PDT #3323 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I don't know this subject at all, but I'm guessing that Constitution pretty much pre-empts any House rules on the subject of impeachment.

Mmm...the current administration might be wishing they'd been a little nicer to the Constitution.


erikaj - Apr 24, 2006 4:39:22 pm PDT #3324 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

What's lawyerese for "Psych!"


tommyrot - Apr 24, 2006 4:47:01 pm PDT #3325 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What Kind of Sex is Your Food?

Salad for lunch is much like a pity fuck. For whatever reason, you feel obligated to participate but you're not really getting anything out of it.

...

Sushi is much like hotel sex. You're not really sure why you're doing what you're doing, but it's fun and really really good. Throw in some sake (see above), and it's an all around good time. Also, it's not like you're in your house so it's okay to break the furniture - nothing really to do with sushi, just thought I'd add that...


Sue - Apr 24, 2006 4:47:19 pm PDT #3326 of 10002
hip deep in pie

I've been a little worried lately about mice in the apartment, and I'm sitting here surfing away when I hear some scratching from nearby. My cat, Clio is in her usual place between me and the computer, but she doesn't seem to be noticing anything. Then the scratching seems to be gettting louder, and seems to be coming from INSIDE THE DESKTOP. I have a moment of freakout (My GOD, THERE'S A MOUSE IN THERE!) before I realize that Clio is kneading the computer.

She is such a freak.


Lee - Apr 24, 2006 4:49:34 pm PDT #3327 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Do I want hot and sour soup enough to go to the trouble of ordering in Chinese food?


Sue - Apr 24, 2006 4:50:13 pm PDT #3328 of 10002
hip deep in pie

yes


Jesse - Apr 24, 2006 4:53:35 pm PDT #3329 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's coming from INSIDE THE COMPUTER!!!

Or, you know, not.