It's been almost 4 hours. I think I might be ready to try the nap thing again.
I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Apr 24, 2006 1:55:02 pm PDT #3310 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Aims - Apr 24, 2006 2:21:24 pm PDT #3311 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Emily is pretty and has nice hair.
Emily - Apr 24, 2006 2:46:33 pm PDT #3312 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
You guys say the nicest things. I managed to fill out my list, so I'm all set. But y'all are the sweetest!
Dana - Apr 24, 2006 2:57:37 pm PDT #3313 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I'm about to put all the listings online for the auction for my mom's chorus.
I am a giant ball of stress.
Theodosia - Apr 24, 2006 3:15:34 pm PDT #3314 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
{{{Ailleann}}} Give yourself time... it takes a while to sink in, something so awful, of that magnitude. {{{hugs again}}}
Emily, I'd offer to be a reference, but it looks like JZ has it nailed.
Jesse - Apr 24, 2006 4:10:06 pm PDT #3315 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh Ailleann, I'm so sorry. How horrible.
Now I would like JZ to be my reference.
msbelle - Apr 24, 2006 4:19:06 pm PDT #3316 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
A friend of mine is part of a talk-show/panel show on BET Jazz. I have started taping it and while it is really good, he has not been on it yet. poop.
ION, I am exhausted and I think I am going to bed. I have 16 pages left in a book and I need to finish that. posthaste.
JZ - Apr 24, 2006 4:29:01 pm PDT #3317 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Jesse is a swanktastic urban cowgirl and cat wrangler. Since I have known her, she has had several excellent jobs working for companies doing important and meaningful work. Sadly, they failed to notice her shiny hair and shiny brains and put her in dreary positions for which she was overqualified, forcing her to go out and get a graduate degree.
By contrast, since Jesse has known me, I have succeeded in giving away my own cats, widening my ass, and obtaining no graduate degrees at all. I am humbled and honored that Jesse even lets me speak to her. I dare not hug her. You dare not either, unless you are Isaac Mizrahi, and even then Jesse may roll her eyes forever at you on national TV. You've been warned, and now you have only yourself to blame.
He did, however, give her a nice suit and a perfectly spiffing pair of new shoes, so that ensemble together with her shiny degree, shiny brains and shiny hair, clearly make her the ideal employee for your enterprise. Or more probably executive money-related managerial big ideas boss lady.
In closing, Jesse has the coolest glasses in New York, and also probably the most adorable parents on the planet. She is also probably taller than you.
Should you need further information or a picture of Jesse in a cowboy hat, please don't hesitate to contact me. Should you wish to lose an arm, please don't hesitate to hug Jesse, or possibly call her your little snoodle.
Yours,
I Saved Jesse On My TiVo
Jesse - Apr 24, 2006 4:32:21 pm PDT #3318 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Woo hoo! Copying, pasting, and saving forever. Thanks, JZ! PS: Of course you can hug me, and wasn't getting rid of the cats in the service of True Love? (The ass embiggening, too, I'd imagine....) So there's that.
tommyrot - Apr 24, 2006 4:35:01 pm PDT #3319 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JZ - sweet and funny.
ION,
From beneath us it devours....
Remember the guy who was killed when a sinkhole opened up in his living room? Well....
HUNTINGTON, N.Y. - A 71-year-old man who went outside in the rain to pick up the Sunday newspaper plunged into a cesspool in his front yard, and his son and neighbor were sucked in when they tried to help.
The victims escaped, two with the help of firefighters, covered in raw sewage but not badly hurt.
Andrew Palladino said the soggy ground, soaked by two days of rain, gave way outside his Long Island home: "I walked across the lawn, and all of a sudden I disappeared."
...
In 2001, a man practicing archery in the back yard with his two children died when his cesspool caved in and consumed him. And in 1998, a Huntington Station man was rescued after he fell 65 feet into one.