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tommyrot - Apr 24, 2006 4:47:01 pm PDT #3325 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What Kind of Sex is Your Food?

Salad for lunch is much like a pity fuck. For whatever reason, you feel obligated to participate but you're not really getting anything out of it.

...

Sushi is much like hotel sex. You're not really sure why you're doing what you're doing, but it's fun and really really good. Throw in some sake (see above), and it's an all around good time. Also, it's not like you're in your house so it's okay to break the furniture - nothing really to do with sushi, just thought I'd add that...

Sue - Apr 24, 2006 4:47:19 pm PDT #3326 of 10002
hip deep in pie

I've been a little worried lately about mice in the apartment, and I'm sitting here surfing away when I hear some scratching from nearby. My cat, Clio is in her usual place between me and the computer, but she doesn't seem to be noticing anything. Then the scratching seems to be gettting louder, and seems to be coming from INSIDE THE DESKTOP. I have a moment of freakout (My GOD, THERE'S A MOUSE IN THERE!) before I realize that Clio is kneading the computer.

She is such a freak.

Lee - Apr 24, 2006 4:49:34 pm PDT #3327 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Do I want hot and sour soup enough to go to the trouble of ordering in Chinese food?

Sue - Apr 24, 2006 4:50:13 pm PDT #3328 of 10002
hip deep in pie

yes

Jesse - Apr 24, 2006 4:53:35 pm PDT #3329 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's coming from INSIDE THE COMPUTER!!!

Or, you know, not.

Strix - Apr 24, 2006 4:57:26 pm PDT #3330 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Jesse got clothes from Isaac Mizrahi?I must have skipped and skimmed that day (week). When and how and why?

Sue - Apr 24, 2006 4:57:38 pm PDT #3331 of 10002
hip deep in pie

It's coming from INSIDE THE COMPUTER!!!

I really thought that for a second.

The cat and I just had an argument about whether or not it's snack time.

(I really have to spend more time with humans.)

Spidra Webster - Apr 24, 2006 5:00:38 pm PDT #3332 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

(I really have to spend more time with humans.)

We're overrated.

Strix - Apr 24, 2006 5:02:33 pm PDT #3333 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

And we could have mumps! Or ticks, or flying termite swarms following us around, or be eaten by sinkholes.

Really, cats are better.

Lee - Apr 24, 2006 5:06:08 pm PDT #3334 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Really, cats are better.

Except when you are trying to nap, and they keep stepping on your head and they weigh 25 pounds.

Then they suck.

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