I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nilly - Apr 24, 2006 5:51:12 am PDT #3166 of 10002
Swouncing

brenda, good luck getting past your day.


Nicole - Apr 24, 2006 5:52:40 am PDT #3167 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

Oh, ick, Brenda. Time to pull on your elbow and knee pads and your helmet. Don't forget the bulletproof vest, either. And stay away from any kind of bus. I don't want you unsuspectingly getting thrown under one.

~ma ~ma ~ma!


Jessica - Apr 24, 2006 5:54:33 am PDT #3168 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oof, Brenda!

My office is currently being plagued with VERY VERY LOUD CONSTRUCTION on the floor below us. Last week, it was just hammering and sawing, this week they've broken out the power tools. It's making my teeth hurt every time they start.


tommyrot - Apr 24, 2006 5:55:20 am PDT #3169 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Good luck, brenda.

Let us know if smiting needs to be done....


Frankenbuddha - Apr 24, 2006 5:56:42 am PDT #3170 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Roomba skins. I quite like the eye and the plasma.

See, now they REALLY need a DRD Roomba Skin with an 1812 written on it and little mock-antenna. That move when the Roomba moves.


Jessica - Apr 24, 2006 6:01:46 am PDT #3171 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

See, now they REALLY need a DRD Roomba Skin with an 1812 written on it and little mock-antenna. That move when the Roomba moves.

And shoots interstallar death rays out of its head.


tommyrot - Apr 24, 2006 6:06:58 am PDT #3172 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And shoots interstallar death rays out of its head.

I dunno - maybe we shouldn't be going all gung-ho on the interstellar death-ray thing. 'Cuz interstellar deathrays are just powerful gamma rays. And we all know what happens when we expose people to gamma rays...

I'm not sure if it would help brenda much if the senior executives went all HULK SMASH....


Nilly - Apr 24, 2006 6:09:26 am PDT #3173 of 10002
Swouncing

Jessica, good luck getting past your day, as well.

You guys could have a "worst Monday" competition, in which the prize would be that you lost, or something to that variation. Poor you.


bon bon - Apr 24, 2006 6:10:30 am PDT #3174 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ugh, this weather is just PERFECT for coming back to work after vacation. So nasty.

Bob was asked to apply for a position opening up at the Australian National University. I know nothing about Canberra but it sounds really good right about today. Who knows something about Canberra? Is it like D.C. to Sydney and Melbourne's NY and LA? Or is it more like, I dunno, Kansas City?


Nilly - Apr 24, 2006 6:11:58 am PDT #3175 of 10002
Swouncing

bon bon, maybe it would be useful to post that question in the UnAmericans thread, as well?