I usually resort to pleading and contortions. And drugs.
...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!
Spike ,'Selfless'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Apr 24, 2006 5:47:47 am PDT #3157 of 10002
brenda m - Apr 24, 2006 5:47:50 am PDT #3158 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oof, can I get some general workma today? We are in for it today, big time.
CEO is on the warpath, and of our four VPs, one quit effective immediately at 5 pm on Friday, two are out, and the only here is my boss. Plus CEO's Blackberry isn't working, which generally means fireworks even when everything else isn't falling all to shit.
Fire in the hole! Wish me luck in making it through with only flesh wounds.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 24, 2006 5:48:48 am PDT #3159 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
holy carp, brenda. Good luck. Watch your back!
Topic!Cindy - Apr 24, 2006 5:49:16 am PDT #3160 of 10002
What is even happening?
Man, brenda. Your Monday is really living the cliche.
Jessica - Apr 24, 2006 5:49:26 am PDT #3161 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Interstellar Deathray Not Likely to Hit Earth
Bad news for Interstellar Deathrays 'R' Us, though.
sarameg - Apr 24, 2006 5:49:58 am PDT #3162 of 10002
Hide under your desk. And leave a BIG bowl of chocolate on it with a sign encouraging people to partake.
brenda m - Apr 24, 2006 5:50:05 am PDT #3163 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Dammit! I could really have used one of those interstellar death rays today.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 24, 2006 5:50:22 am PDT #3164 of 10002
What is even happening?
Interstellar Deathray Not Likely to Hit EarthI'm thinking it's aimed at brenda's office (or maybe should be, after she evacuates).
Xpost
Jesse - Apr 24, 2006 5:50:45 am PDT #3165 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Good luck, Brenda!
Does that work? Giving your body what for? Maybe mine is incorrigible.
Well, no, I can't say that it actually works, in the sense of one's body shaping up, but it can't hurt, right?
Nilly - Apr 24, 2006 5:51:12 am PDT #3166 of 10002
Swouncing
brenda, good luck getting past your day.