Hide under your desk. And leave a BIG bowl of chocolate on it with a sign encouraging people to partake.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Apr 24, 2006 5:49:58 am PDT #3162 of 10002
brenda m - Apr 24, 2006 5:50:05 am PDT #3163 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Dammit! I could really have used one of those interstellar death rays today.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 24, 2006 5:50:22 am PDT #3164 of 10002
What is even happening?
Interstellar Deathray Not Likely to Hit EarthI'm thinking it's aimed at brenda's office (or maybe should be, after she evacuates).
Xpost
Jesse - Apr 24, 2006 5:50:45 am PDT #3165 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Good luck, Brenda!
Does that work? Giving your body what for? Maybe mine is incorrigible.
Well, no, I can't say that it actually works, in the sense of one's body shaping up, but it can't hurt, right?
Nilly - Apr 24, 2006 5:51:12 am PDT #3166 of 10002
Swouncing
brenda, good luck getting past your day.
Nicole - Apr 24, 2006 5:52:40 am PDT #3167 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
Oh, ick, Brenda. Time to pull on your elbow and knee pads and your helmet. Don't forget the bulletproof vest, either. And stay away from any kind of bus. I don't want you unsuspectingly getting thrown under one.
~ma ~ma ~ma!
Jessica - Apr 24, 2006 5:54:33 am PDT #3168 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oof, Brenda!
My office is currently being plagued with VERY VERY LOUD CONSTRUCTION on the floor below us. Last week, it was just hammering and sawing, this week they've broken out the power tools. It's making my teeth hurt every time they start.
tommyrot - Apr 24, 2006 5:55:20 am PDT #3169 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Good luck, brenda.
Let us know if smiting needs to be done....
Frankenbuddha - Apr 24, 2006 5:56:42 am PDT #3170 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Roomba skins. I quite like the eye and the plasma.
See, now they REALLY need a DRD Roomba Skin with an 1812 written on it and little mock-antenna. That move when the Roomba moves.
Jessica - Apr 24, 2006 6:01:46 am PDT #3171 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
See, now they REALLY need a DRD Roomba Skin with an 1812 written on it and little mock-antenna. That move when the Roomba moves.
And shoots interstallar death rays out of its head.