Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 19, 2006 5:40:59 am PDT #2199 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There's a reason I live in the city, OK? It's one thing to be kept up at midnight by jokers on their walkie-talkies, a WHOLE NOTHER THING to be awoken by birds.


sarameg - Apr 19, 2006 5:41:08 am PDT #2200 of 10002

Hey, I was just observing, not hating.


Lee - Apr 19, 2006 5:45:24 am PDT #2201 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

This morning, I am hating.

So there.


Jesse - Apr 19, 2006 5:46:35 am PDT #2202 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm a hater.


flea - Apr 19, 2006 5:48:47 am PDT #2203 of 10002
information libertarian

The birds in my neighborhood start saluting the dawn at 3am. I heard a hardy cardinal at 2:20 this morning. Um, birds, the sun doesn't rise until 6:30 or so right now.

Nature am dumb.


beekaytee - Apr 19, 2006 5:51:22 am PDT #2204 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Ear plugs. IJS.

Mack's wax? Not a night in the last 20 years I haven't hadem in the ears. They are of the gods.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2006 5:51:26 am PDT #2205 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'd gladly trade birds and squirrels for the UNBELIEVABLY LOUD construction going on on the floor below me.


msbelle - Apr 19, 2006 5:52:24 am PDT #2206 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I will suggest:

closing windows, wearing earplugs, being happy that we still even have birds, ambient noise machines, getting to bed earlier (except flea, b/c 2:20 is insane-o).


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2006 5:52:37 am PDT #2207 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The only 6 am noise I get is the garbage truck once a week. But I don't hear it with the windows closed.


Dana - Apr 19, 2006 5:55:10 am PDT #2208 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

God, I hate the world today. Between bug-related trauma last night, and debunking stupid urban legends that are just thinly disguised racism this morning, I am not Little Miss Sunshine.