Um, maybe I'm missing something here. But why would the governor of Illinois have anything to do with investigating a crash in Wisconsin?
Um.... the IL Gov was involved in a "License for bribes" scandal, where truck licenses were "sold" (eta: so the drivers didn't have to pass the test) and the bribe money funneled to his campaign. A truck driver who got his license this way got into an accident in WI that killed some kids.
Apropos of nothing, I'm wearing a foofy skirt today, with two lace-trimmed underskirts. It's very fun.
The shirt that was perfect a couple weeks ago, wrt fit at ribs and fit around the bosom is still pretty good. Hopefully there are some left in the store. And I might have a coupon lying around...
Hang the handkerchief[s] to dry naturally and keep them eternally. They must be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered and mixed up."
So, do you use a new Holy Handkerchief each time, or what?
Also from the link:
Moon's Federation offers an instruction manual explaining, among other things....how Satan can be banished with the spank of a wooden paddle
Now, I can get behind that. Or in front of it. Whatever.
Now, I can get behind that. Or in front of it. Whatever.
I can't.
Why would you want to banish Satan?
Why would you want to banish Satan?
Because you get spanked as part of the deal! Or get to do the spanking. Whatever. Fun for the whole family!
Fun for the whole family!
Not once you get to the part about the pliers and concrete...
Because you get spanked as part of the deal! Or get to do the spanking. Whatever. Fun for the whole family!
Can't there be spanking without Satan having to go away?
They must be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered and mixed up."
So, do you use a new Holy Handkerchief each time, or what?
If you have to label them individually, I would think so. but then, how do you label them?
10/16/05 -- missionary
10/23/05 -- reverse cowgirl
10/30/05 -- missionary
who are we kidding, they'd all be missionary.
Satan likes to be spanked. Satan will be back for more.
the IL Gov was involved in a "License for bribes" scandal, where truck licenses were "sold" (eta: so the drivers didn't have to pass the test) and the bribe money funneled to his campaign.
OK. I can see the scandal. But if the crash occurred in Wisconsin, the state of Wisconsin should have investigated. And the governor of Illinois wouldn't have any more authority to prevent an investigation than the governor of Wisconsin to prevent an investigation of a crash in Chicago.
That's the part I don't understand.