Why would you want to banish Satan?
Because you get spanked as part of the deal! Or get to do the spanking. Whatever. Fun for the whole family!
Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Apr 17, 2006 9:15:16 am PDT #1735 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 9:16:22 am PDT #1736 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Fun for the whole family!
Not once you get to the part about the pliers and concrete...
tommyrot - Apr 17, 2006 9:16:58 am PDT #1737 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Because you get spanked as part of the deal! Or get to do the spanking. Whatever. Fun for the whole family!
Can't there be spanking without Satan having to go away?
Vortex - Apr 17, 2006 9:18:26 am PDT #1738 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
They must be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered and mixed up."
So, do you use a new Holy Handkerchief each time, or what?
If you have to label them individually, I would think so. but then, how do you label them?
10/16/05 -- missionary
10/23/05 -- reverse cowgirl
10/30/05 -- missionary
who are we kidding, they'd all be missionary.
§ ita § - Apr 17, 2006 9:18:32 am PDT #1739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Satan likes to be spanked. Satan will be back for more.
Fred Pete - Apr 17, 2006 9:19:58 am PDT #1740 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
the IL Gov was involved in a "License for bribes" scandal, where truck licenses were "sold" (eta: so the drivers didn't have to pass the test) and the bribe money funneled to his campaign.
OK. I can see the scandal. But if the crash occurred in Wisconsin, the state of Wisconsin should have investigated. And the governor of Illinois wouldn't have any more authority to prevent an investigation than the governor of Wisconsin to prevent an investigation of a crash in Chicago.
That's the part I don't understand.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 9:20:44 am PDT #1741 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
who are we kidding, they'd all be missionary.
You'd think so, and yet...
Over three nights, there must be three acts of sex. The first night, the woman is on top. The second night proceeds much the same as the first. But this time there is emphasis on the idea the man-on-bottom has progressed to "Growth Stage Adam."
Night three: time for the "man to restore dominion." Missionary position.
Vortex - Apr 17, 2006 9:22:28 am PDT #1742 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
But this time there is emphasis on the idea the man-on-bottom has progressed to "Growth Stage Adam."
I have to admit that I kinda want to know what "Growth Stage Adam" is. But, hey, go Moonies for Girls on Top.
Kathy A - Apr 17, 2006 9:24:19 am PDT #1743 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
A truck driver who got his license this way got into an accident in WI that killed some kids.
It was this accident that launched the investigation into the licenses for bribes scandal. The illegally licensed driver didn't have his load securely tied down, and some of it blew back onto the Willis' car. The fact that there was dead children with surviving and grieving parents, one of whom was a minister, meant that the press jumped all over the crash and stayed with it once all the uglier details started coming out. The scandal ended up bringing down the entire IL Republican party in statewide office elections in 2002, save for a very moderate woman who is now the Repub's candidate for governor.
Ailleann - Apr 17, 2006 9:25:28 am PDT #1744 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
In non-sex related news, I have just discovered termites in my living room windowsill! Ugh! They wiggled their little antennae at me!
- is disgusted beyond the telling of it*
(whitefonted for the squeamish)