Does anybody else miss the Mayor? 'I just want to be a big snake.'

Xander ,'End of Days'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 17, 2006 9:10:31 am PDT #1733 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Hang the handkerchief[s] to dry naturally and keep them eternally. They must be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered and mixed up."

So, do you use a new Holy Handkerchief each time, or what?

Also from the link:

Moon's Federation offers an instruction manual explaining, among other things....how Satan can be banished with the spank of a wooden paddle

Now, I can get behind that. Or in front of it. Whatever.


tommyrot - Apr 17, 2006 9:13:00 am PDT #1734 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now, I can get behind that. Or in front of it. Whatever.

I can't.

Why would you want to banish Satan?


Steph L. - Apr 17, 2006 9:15:16 am PDT #1735 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Why would you want to banish Satan?

Because you get spanked as part of the deal! Or get to do the spanking. Whatever. Fun for the whole family!


Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 9:16:22 am PDT #1736 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Fun for the whole family!

Not once you get to the part about the pliers and concrete...


tommyrot - Apr 17, 2006 9:16:58 am PDT #1737 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Because you get spanked as part of the deal! Or get to do the spanking. Whatever. Fun for the whole family!

Can't there be spanking without Satan having to go away?


Vortex - Apr 17, 2006 9:18:26 am PDT #1738 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

They must be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered and mixed up."

So, do you use a new Holy Handkerchief each time, or what?

If you have to label them individually, I would think so. but then, how do you label them?

10/16/05 -- missionary
10/23/05 -- reverse cowgirl
10/30/05 -- missionary

who are we kidding, they'd all be missionary.


§ ita § - Apr 17, 2006 9:18:32 am PDT #1739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Satan likes to be spanked. Satan will be back for more.


Fred Pete - Apr 17, 2006 9:19:58 am PDT #1740 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

the IL Gov was involved in a "License for bribes" scandal, where truck licenses were "sold" (eta: so the drivers didn't have to pass the test) and the bribe money funneled to his campaign.

OK. I can see the scandal. But if the crash occurred in Wisconsin, the state of Wisconsin should have investigated. And the governor of Illinois wouldn't have any more authority to prevent an investigation than the governor of Wisconsin to prevent an investigation of a crash in Chicago.

That's the part I don't understand.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 9:20:44 am PDT #1741 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

who are we kidding, they'd all be missionary.

You'd think so, and yet...

Over three nights, there must be three acts of sex. The first night, the woman is on top. The second night proceeds much the same as the first. But this time there is emphasis on the idea the man-on-bottom has progressed to "Growth Stage Adam."

Night three: time for the "man to restore dominion." Missionary position.


Vortex - Apr 17, 2006 9:22:28 am PDT #1742 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

But this time there is emphasis on the idea the man-on-bottom has progressed to "Growth Stage Adam."

I have to admit that I kinda want to know what "Growth Stage Adam" is. But, hey, go Moonies for Girls on Top.