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tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 6:54:18 am PDT #142 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Somehow I could parse the £85 sandwich just fine, but not this. They're just jeans.

Well, maybe if the jeans were made of leather from cows that were massaged and fed beer.

Wait, if they're leather they wouldn't be jeans, right? Maybe they're made from cotton that was grown on beer....

Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 6:55:45 am PDT #143 of 10002

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Wow. Custom-made jeans, maybe. But I don't see anything on that page worth spending $300 on.

sarameg - Apr 11, 2006 6:56:34 am PDT #144 of 10002

Ahrg. Loud whine lady is next door. I really wonder if she has hearing damage, because man, how can you not hear how shrill and loud you are? Her attitude is so blame-y and awful about everything (which you know because you can't help but hear her everywhere) that I can't imagine anyone likes working with her.

There's some sort of pink flowers on the tree outside my window. It's kinda nice. Except for, you know, it being at work.

juliana - Apr 11, 2006 6:58:32 am PDT #145 of 10002

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Custom-made jeans, maybe. But I don't see anything on that page worth spending $300 on.

The buzz is that they make you look great. I find that difficult to believe, since even the models had muffin tops in some of the pairs....

Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2006 6:59:21 am PDT #146 of 10002

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

iPod repair screed from Entertainment Weekly:

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§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:00:19 am PDT #147 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I look great in my $80 jeans, and I consider them expensive. I'm not sure how much greater I'm planning on looking in denim.

Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 7:00:24 am PDT #148 of 10002

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I find that difficult to believe, since even the models had muffin tops in some of the pairs....

Exactly! I mean, I can get that look from Old Navy for $25.

TomW - Apr 11, 2006 7:01:46 am PDT #149 of 10002

"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

I find that difficult to believe, since even the models had muffin tops in some of the pairs....

What is "muffin tops", please? Should I be fur it or agin it?

Theodosia - Apr 11, 2006 7:02:33 am PDT #150 of 10002

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm enchanted by the term 'muffin tops', but not so actually about the actuality of them.

juliana - Apr 11, 2006 7:02:36 am PDT #151 of 10002

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Exactly! I mean, I can get that look from Old Navy for $25.

Word. I am SO TIRED of the muffin top and the uber-clingy and tight shirts that allow me to tell if a girl has an innie or an outie. It just looks sloppy. I don't care if you're obviously not caring - if you're doing laundry or whatever, but these girls are out on the town like that. Grumble.

Also, the rain can stop and those kids can get offa my lawn.

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