Would you please use your powers to give me big tax refund? You can have one too if you want.
(Cue sinister music, turning quickly to shrieking annoyed strings...) I'm sorry, the IRS is just... too big. God help us all.
Wash: I'm not leaving her side, Mal. Don't ask me again. Mal: I wasn't asking. I was telling.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hayden - Apr 11, 2006 6:24:04 am PDT #137 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 6:39:20 am PDT #138 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
In today's Least Surprising News Ever, Pharmaceutical companies lie to sell more drugs. No! Shocking! Surely not!
shrift - Apr 11, 2006 6:49:48 am PDT #139 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It's still not noon. How is it not noon yet? Today is going to last approximately ELEVENTY BILLION HOURS at this rate!
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 6:52:40 am PDT #140 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Stupid Earth. Spin faster!
Ah, that's not gonna work. The Earth's spinning is still slowing down....
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 6:52:41 am PDT #141 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Keerist. I followed a link from the spirit fingers blog to another link to jeans that cost $200+. Somehow I could parse the £85 sandwich just fine, but not this. They're just jeans.
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 6:54:18 am PDT #142 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Somehow I could parse the £85 sandwich just fine, but not this. They're just jeans.
Well, maybe if the jeans were made of leather from cows that were massaged and fed beer.
Wait, if they're leather they wouldn't be jeans, right? Maybe they're made from cotton that was grown on beer....
Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 6:55:45 am PDT #143 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Wow. Custom-made jeans, maybe. But I don't see anything on that page worth spending $300 on.
sarameg - Apr 11, 2006 6:56:34 am PDT #144 of 10002
Ahrg. Loud whine lady is next door. I really wonder if she has hearing damage, because man, how can you not hear how shrill and loud you are? Her attitude is so blame-y and awful about everything (which you know because you can't help but hear her everywhere) that I can't imagine anyone likes working with her.
There's some sort of pink flowers on the tree outside my window. It's kinda nice. Except for, you know, it being at work.
juliana - Apr 11, 2006 6:58:32 am PDT #145 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Custom-made jeans, maybe. But I don't see anything on that page worth spending $300 on.
The buzz is that they make you look great. I find that difficult to believe, since even the models had muffin tops in some of the pairs....
Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2006 6:59:21 am PDT #146 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)