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Kalshane - Apr 11, 2006 6:14:34 am PDT #134 of 10002

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

You missed me humiliating myself in front of 180 people at TMLMtBGB, so that makes you a winner.

Hey, I had to stand up and answer questions about my political views one time and was completely distracted by how bright and lovely Genevra's (one of the many Neo Futurists that wasn't performing last night. They rotate) eyes were up close, so I doubt I said much that was intelligible, let alone articulate. Public speaking+explaining opinions+pretty girl=disaster. So I understand.

This is why I never sit in the front row at the Too Much Light anymore. Though it's still enough fun that I go at least a couple times a year despite the risk of further embarassment.

Funnily enough, I ended up earwormed with the Rush song they did the "K" montage to, rather than the "Special Added Bonus Play" song.

tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 6:15:58 am PDT #135 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was singing the "Special Added Bonus Play" in the shower this morning.

Kalshane - Apr 11, 2006 6:18:00 am PDT #136 of 10002

I was singing the "Special Added Bonus Play" in the shower this morning.

And somewhere a Neo Futurist gets the sudden urge chuckle evily, and (s)he doesn't know why.

Hayden - Apr 11, 2006 6:24:04 am PDT #137 of 10002

aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Would you please use your powers to give me big tax refund? You can have one too if you want.

(Cue sinister music, turning quickly to shrieking annoyed strings...) I'm sorry, the IRS is just... too big. God help us all.

Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 6:39:20 am PDT #138 of 10002

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

In today's Least Surprising News Ever, Pharmaceutical companies lie to sell more drugs. No! Shocking! Surely not!

shrift - Apr 11, 2006 6:49:48 am PDT #139 of 10002

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's still not noon. How is it not noon yet? Today is going to last approximately ELEVENTY BILLION HOURS at this rate!

tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 6:52:40 am PDT #140 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Stupid Earth. Spin faster!

Ah, that's not gonna work. The Earth's spinning is still slowing down....

§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 6:52:41 am PDT #141 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Keerist. I followed a link from the spirit fingers blog to another link to jeans that cost $200+. Somehow I could parse the £85 sandwich just fine, but not this. They're just jeans.

tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 6:54:18 am PDT #142 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Somehow I could parse the £85 sandwich just fine, but not this. They're just jeans.

Well, maybe if the jeans were made of leather from cows that were massaged and fed beer.

Wait, if they're leather they wouldn't be jeans, right? Maybe they're made from cotton that was grown on beer....

Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 6:55:45 am PDT #143 of 10002

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Wow. Custom-made jeans, maybe. But I don't see anything on that page worth spending $300 on.

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