Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Apr 14, 2006 4:02:18 am PDT #1121 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I have told my Louisiana politics story, haven't I?

Not when I've been around. <puts chin in hand and looks attentive>


Tom Scola - Apr 14, 2006 4:06:49 am PDT #1122 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

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tommyrot - Apr 14, 2006 4:27:25 am PDT #1123 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This link just showed up on MetaFilter: McGriddle Fan Fiction

That was... wrong.


shrift - Apr 14, 2006 4:34:50 am PDT #1124 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

LAST DAY.


Tom Scola - Apr 14, 2006 4:41:18 am PDT #1125 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

YAY SHRIFT!!!


tommyrot - Apr 14, 2006 4:49:00 am PDT #1126 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

LAST DAY.

Do you still have network access?


shrift - Apr 14, 2006 4:49:52 am PDT #1127 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Yes, they didn't boot me overnight, which is good for them, because I'm actually getting work done right now.


tommyrot - Apr 14, 2006 4:52:20 am PDT #1128 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So who (besides brenda) gets half or all the day off today as a holiday?


Sophia Brooks - Apr 14, 2006 4:56:07 am PDT #1129 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

We get sent home every year at 2 pm, but no one ever tells us until 2 pm, when they send out an email saying "If your work is finished, the Dean says you can go home."

Each year, though, there is a chance that no one will send us home!


Fred Pete - Apr 14, 2006 4:58:50 am PDT #1130 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Not when I've been around.

Not terribly personal. My time in NOLA included the '83 governor's race, in which the main candidates were Edwin Edwards and David Treen. Edwards was a Democratic ex-governor (kept out of the last election by a term limits law), immensely charming and equally immensely sleazy. Treen was the Republican governor, the first one in the state since Reconstruction.

Treen's slogan was, "An Honest Governor. For A Change." Nobody was fooled by the period in the middle of the sentence. Everybody agreed that Treen was honest, and that Edwards was not.

And Edwards won the election with over 60% of the vote.