In high school, I was often teased for not having an ass.
At least I still don't have to worry about inappropriate skirt wearage....
Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
'Lineage'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 6:41:10 am PDT #9874 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 6:45:20 am PDT #9875 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That seems to be the first place I gain and lose weight. When I last lost it, some of my clothes started to not fit in ways I hadn't expected. Pants got too long, skirts looked limp.
But not this one. This one looked sleek and professional.
A little less so today. I ended up rushing this morning because the first white shirt I put on had a damaged snap, and then I hadn't put my lunch together yet, etc, etc.
Oops. I'll just have to shroud myself in a veil of fuckoff. Or wear my jacket around the office.
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 6:52:23 am PDT #9876 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oops. I'll just have to shroud myself in a veil of fuckoff.
Heh.
That would make a good perfume name. Veil of Fuckoff.
I used to be ungodly skinny (6' 3" and 140#). I tended to wear my pants rather high on my waist, because if I wore my pants at a normal height they'd ride on my hip bones and irritate my skin. Now that I weigh more, I wear my pants at the usual height, so I need pants with a shorter inseam than before.
The other day I rolled up the cuffs of my new jeans - haven't done that since I was a kid.
Theodosia - Apr 10, 2006 6:54:45 am PDT #9877 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Yesterday I fit comfortably into a pair of jeans that I haven't worn for six months, so I was all kinds of "go team me!"
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 6:58:19 am PDT #9878 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I used to be ungodly skinny (6' 3" and 140#)
That is ungodly. I consider myself about-to-be-underweight at 140.
Speaking of inseams, I have determined that I am not Lucy regular, nor Lucy tall. I am in the middle. This bugs. But I went with the tall, and will wear it with the running shoes.
Lee - Apr 10, 2006 7:01:13 am PDT #9879 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'm wearing my new cheery pink and white stripped kind of retro shirt this morning.
Sadly, this does not make it any less Monday, and I still need to go to work.
Jessica - Apr 10, 2006 7:01:33 am PDT #9880 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
A laser which melts fat is being developed by scientists.
Experts from the Massachusetts General Hospital in the US said it could be used to treat heart disease, cellulite, and acne.
It also does laundry and taxes.
sarameg - Apr 10, 2006 7:01:35 am PDT #9881 of 10001
I'd like to stop yawning.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 7:08:27 am PDT #9882 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
this does not make it any less Monday, and I still need to go to work.
I was trying to make it less Monday with the shiny boots, and that didn't work either.
Speaking of stripes, I recently learnt that this dress is a perfect fit in my size. I hate when that happens. Someone invite me to a wedding or something, okay?
sumi - Apr 10, 2006 7:10:04 am PDT #9883 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
sarameg - I'd like to stop yawning too. Caffeine doesn't seem to help. Why?