There are no asses in my family—wait, that's not right. There's at least two I can think of this morning.
Let me say instead that no one in my family has any booty to speak of.
I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.
River ,'Safe'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Apr 10, 2006 7:12:44 am PDT #9884 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Gudanov - Apr 10, 2006 7:18:06 am PDT #9885 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Hey I just noticed the Royals have a better record than the Yankees. Maybe they can avoid being the worst team in baseball after all. Maybe even not the worst team in the AL.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 7:21:47 am PDT #9886 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We have a very flat-butted section of the family, but we still accept them. And then there's the big-bootay side, of which my immediate family is not. We are moderate in our assedness.
DavidS - Apr 10, 2006 7:28:43 am PDT #9887 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In high school, I was often teased for not having an ass.
My Dad's nickname in high school was GB, for Girly Butt.
Hey I just noticed the Royals have a better record than the Yankees. Maybe they can avoid being the worst team in baseball after all. Maybe even not the worst team in the AL.
Did you see they had a spelling bee in front of Kauffman Stadium offering box seats to anybody who could spell Mark Grudzielanek and Doug Mientkiewicz's names?
Gudanov - Apr 10, 2006 7:31:07 am PDT #9888 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Did you see they had a spelling bee in front of Kauffman Stadium offering box seats to anybody who could spell Mark Grudzielanek and Doug Mientkiewicz's names?
I missed that. I wouldn't come out of that contest with box seats.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 7:34:05 am PDT #9889 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
GodDAMN. This stupid ODBC driver is working completely differently on my new laptop. I can't work out why.
Nutty - Apr 10, 2006 7:41:20 am PDT #9890 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I wouldn't come out of that contest with box seats.
Oh! I would! I would!
Can't be any harder than Saltalamacchia (ATL), or Isringhausen (STL), or Yastrzemski. You actually pronounce all the letters in Grudzielanek, and most of them in Mientkiewicz!
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 7:42:58 am PDT #9891 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This stupid ODBC driver is working completely differently on my new laptop. I can't work out why.
Gah. I hate that. Sometimes ODBC will work differently on different computers for no discernable reason. All I can suggest is check the ODBC version, and maybe reinstall the driver.
ION, Man Gets $218 Trillion Phone Bill
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he received a $218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face prosecution, a newspaper reported Monday.
Yahaya Wahab said he disconnected his late father's phone line in January after he died and settled the 84 ringgit ($23) bill, the New Straits Times reported.
But Telekom Malaysia later sent him a 806,400,000,000,000.01 ringgit ($218 trillion) bill for recent telephone calls along with orders to settle within 10 days or face legal proceedings, the newspaper reported.
It wasn't clear whether the bill was a mistake, or if Yahaya's father's phone line was used illegally after after his death.
"If the company wants to seek legal action as mentioned in the letter, I'm ready to face it," the paper quoted Yahaya as saying. "In fact, I can't wait to face it," he said.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 7:43:11 am PDT #9892 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
NASA's Centennial Challenges. Win much dosh, be major geek.
Jessica - Apr 10, 2006 7:44:53 am PDT #9893 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he received a $218 trillion phone bill
nearly???