A laser which melts fat is being developed by scientists.
Experts from the Massachusetts General Hospital in the US said it could be used to treat heart disease, cellulite, and acne.
It also does laundry and taxes.
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Apr 10, 2006 7:01:33 am PDT #9880 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
sarameg - Apr 10, 2006 7:01:35 am PDT #9881 of 10001
I'd like to stop yawning.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 7:08:27 am PDT #9882 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
this does not make it any less Monday, and I still need to go to work.
I was trying to make it less Monday with the shiny boots, and that didn't work either.
Speaking of stripes, I recently learnt that this dress is a perfect fit in my size. I hate when that happens. Someone invite me to a wedding or something, okay?
sumi - Apr 10, 2006 7:10:04 am PDT #9883 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
sarameg - I'd like to stop yawning too. Caffeine doesn't seem to help. Why?
brenda m - Apr 10, 2006 7:12:44 am PDT #9884 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
There are no asses in my family—wait, that's not right. There's at least two I can think of this morning.
Let me say instead that no one in my family has any booty to speak of.
Gudanov - Apr 10, 2006 7:18:06 am PDT #9885 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Hey I just noticed the Royals have a better record than the Yankees. Maybe they can avoid being the worst team in baseball after all. Maybe even not the worst team in the AL.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 7:21:47 am PDT #9886 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We have a very flat-butted section of the family, but we still accept them. And then there's the big-bootay side, of which my immediate family is not. We are moderate in our assedness.
DavidS - Apr 10, 2006 7:28:43 am PDT #9887 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In high school, I was often teased for not having an ass.
My Dad's nickname in high school was GB, for Girly Butt.
Hey I just noticed the Royals have a better record than the Yankees. Maybe they can avoid being the worst team in baseball after all. Maybe even not the worst team in the AL.
Did you see they had a spelling bee in front of Kauffman Stadium offering box seats to anybody who could spell Mark Grudzielanek and Doug Mientkiewicz's names?
Gudanov - Apr 10, 2006 7:31:07 am PDT #9888 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Did you see they had a spelling bee in front of Kauffman Stadium offering box seats to anybody who could spell Mark Grudzielanek and Doug Mientkiewicz's names?
I missed that. I wouldn't come out of that contest with box seats.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 7:34:05 am PDT #9889 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
GodDAMN. This stupid ODBC driver is working completely differently on my new laptop. I can't work out why.