One is dating Bob. One knows his carrotishness. Steve? Who knows. He might not make it to the second date.
Or Steve's carrot might be... overcooked.
I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him.
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 9:37:53 am PDT #9193 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Apr 06, 2006 9:38:11 am PDT #9194 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.
You wait. It's only a matter of time before that's not what Bob is doing to Steve's ass, and we're all left here empty-handed.
Brokeback Carrot?
bon bon - Apr 06, 2006 9:38:21 am PDT #9195 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
This is all very helpful.
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 9:39:33 am PDT #9196 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Brokeback Carrot?
Steve NASTY.
Gudanov - Apr 06, 2006 9:40:05 am PDT #9197 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Okay I think I've got it figured out, Bob was the relationship guy, but then he met Steve, they became gay lovers, this ended the relationship with Bob and therefore Bob became Steve.
sarameg - Apr 06, 2006 9:40:37 am PDT #9198 of 10001
All my crushes morphed into umEW he's my FRIEND. Which would be annoying except that it's like the crushes committed ritual suicide (um, the emotion, not the object of) and poofed, so there's nothing to be annoyed about.
There was only one incidence of pining, but I was an angst-filled 14. I'm giving myself a pass. 14 was rough.
lisah - Apr 06, 2006 9:42:18 am PDT #9199 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Those bastards! So harsh. Tell Dug he's a meanie head.
So Mean! I know, I don't have to go far for noodles but noodle house in the neighborhood (with that logo) would have been so Genius!
sarameg - Apr 06, 2006 9:42:32 am PDT #9200 of 10001
Steve? Who knows.
I thought Steve was someone's tivo.....
juliana - Apr 06, 2006 9:43:22 am PDT #9201 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I thought Steve was someone's tivo.....
CaRRots'n'TiVO forEVAH!!!!
sarameg - Apr 06, 2006 9:44:04 am PDT #9202 of 10001
That could get moldy.