Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.

'Get It Done'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Mar 28, 2006 11:05:27 am PST #6802 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

All the oatmeal chocolate chip cookie recipes I am looking at call for shortening. Is this normal? I don't think I've ever purchased shortening.


msbelle - Mar 28, 2006 11:05:47 am PST #6803 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I never get up for the bouquet toss. I can't remember being at a wedding where people wanted to catch it, kinda makes you wonder why anyone does it anymore.

ION, it is not yet 6.


sarameg - Mar 28, 2006 11:08:14 am PST #6804 of 10001

cackles

Aww, have some cake!

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Calli - Mar 28, 2006 11:08:53 am PST #6805 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

All the oatmeal chocolate chip cookie recipes I am looking at call for shortening. Is this normal?

I've seen a lot of cookie recipes that call for shortening. I usually substitute butter. This can affect texture and taste, however. I think it affects taste for the better, but then I think dairy fat improves many things.


msbelle - Mar 28, 2006 11:09:59 am PST #6806 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

someone needs more work to do.

anyhoo, I've cooked with shortening my whole life. less now than I used to , but it is what I use in pie crust and some cookies.


Kathy A - Mar 28, 2006 11:10:50 am PST #6807 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Speaking of cookies/baking/etc., a tribute to Alton Brown!


Cashmere - Mar 28, 2006 11:11:29 am PST #6808 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I think my twin sister stiff armed an 11 year old girl to catch the bouquet at my wedding.

Her marriage lasted 7 months.


kat perez - Mar 28, 2006 11:12:19 am PST #6809 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

What is shortening?


Tom Scola - Mar 28, 2006 11:12:58 am PST #6810 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Lard.


DXMachina - Mar 28, 2006 11:13:23 am PST #6811 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

What is shortening?

Crisco, not lard.