I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Mar 28, 2006 11:08:53 am PST #6805 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

All the oatmeal chocolate chip cookie recipes I am looking at call for shortening. Is this normal?

I've seen a lot of cookie recipes that call for shortening. I usually substitute butter. This can affect texture and taste, however. I think it affects taste for the better, but then I think dairy fat improves many things.


msbelle - Mar 28, 2006 11:09:59 am PST #6806 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

someone needs more work to do.

anyhoo, I've cooked with shortening my whole life. less now than I used to , but it is what I use in pie crust and some cookies.


Kathy A - Mar 28, 2006 11:10:50 am PST #6807 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Speaking of cookies/baking/etc., a tribute to Alton Brown!


Cashmere - Mar 28, 2006 11:11:29 am PST #6808 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I think my twin sister stiff armed an 11 year old girl to catch the bouquet at my wedding.

Her marriage lasted 7 months.


kat perez - Mar 28, 2006 11:12:19 am PST #6809 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

What is shortening?


Tom Scola - Mar 28, 2006 11:12:58 am PST #6810 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Lard.


DXMachina - Mar 28, 2006 11:13:23 am PST #6811 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

What is shortening?

Crisco, not lard.


Cashmere - Mar 28, 2006 11:14:30 am PST #6812 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

It's fat--only the veggie kind.


lisah - Mar 28, 2006 11:14:34 am PST #6813 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Shortening isn't lard, necessarily. Like Crisco is shortening and it's solid vegetable oil.

ETA is ALWAYS solid veggie oil


Allyson - Mar 28, 2006 11:17:41 am PST #6814 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think of shortening as lard, but I think that's wrong.

At Kat n' lori's wedding, I think Kat tossed the bouquet, but I can't remember because Too Much Champagne and Too Much Buttercream Frosting made me pass out in a drunken sugar coma for 12 hours.

We did have a Gay Wedding Tree decorated with pink flamingos, though. I think that's the best beginning of a tradition, ever.