Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.

'Underneath'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Mar 28, 2006 11:08:14 am PST #6804 of 10001

cackles

Aww, have some cake!

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Calli - Mar 28, 2006 11:08:53 am PST #6805 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

All the oatmeal chocolate chip cookie recipes I am looking at call for shortening. Is this normal?

I've seen a lot of cookie recipes that call for shortening. I usually substitute butter. This can affect texture and taste, however. I think it affects taste for the better, but then I think dairy fat improves many things.


msbelle - Mar 28, 2006 11:09:59 am PST #6806 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

someone needs more work to do.

anyhoo, I've cooked with shortening my whole life. less now than I used to , but it is what I use in pie crust and some cookies.


Kathy A - Mar 28, 2006 11:10:50 am PST #6807 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Speaking of cookies/baking/etc., a tribute to Alton Brown!


Cashmere - Mar 28, 2006 11:11:29 am PST #6808 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I think my twin sister stiff armed an 11 year old girl to catch the bouquet at my wedding.

Her marriage lasted 7 months.


kat perez - Mar 28, 2006 11:12:19 am PST #6809 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

What is shortening?


Tom Scola - Mar 28, 2006 11:12:58 am PST #6810 of 10001
They pay me in WOIMS

Lard.


DXMachina - Mar 28, 2006 11:13:23 am PST #6811 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

What is shortening?

Crisco, not lard.


Cashmere - Mar 28, 2006 11:14:30 am PST #6812 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

It's fat--only the veggie kind.


lisah - Mar 28, 2006 11:14:34 am PST #6813 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Shortening isn't lard, necessarily. Like Crisco is shortening and it's solid vegetable oil.

ETA is ALWAYS solid veggie oil