I think my twin sister stiff armed an 11 year old girl to catch the bouquet at my wedding.
Her marriage lasted 7 months.
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Mar 28, 2006 11:11:29 am PST #6808 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
kat perez - Mar 28, 2006 11:12:19 am PST #6809 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar
What is shortening?
Tom Scola - Mar 28, 2006 11:12:58 am PST #6810 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Lard.
DXMachina - Mar 28, 2006 11:13:23 am PST #6811 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
What is shortening?
Crisco, not lard.
Cashmere - Mar 28, 2006 11:14:30 am PST #6812 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
lisah - Mar 28, 2006 11:14:34 am PST #6813 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Shortening isn't lard, necessarily. Like Crisco is shortening and it's solid vegetable oil.
ETA is ALWAYS solid veggie oil
Allyson - Mar 28, 2006 11:17:41 am PST #6814 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think of shortening as lard, but I think that's wrong.
At Kat n' lori's wedding, I think Kat tossed the bouquet, but I can't remember because Too Much Champagne and Too Much Buttercream Frosting made me pass out in a drunken sugar coma for 12 hours.
We did have a Gay Wedding Tree decorated with pink flamingos, though. I think that's the best beginning of a tradition, ever.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2006 11:18:32 am PST #6815 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
As other people have said, shortening is not lard.
OK, this site [link] says it's anything that shortens your dough, but what people in the US mean when they say it is vegetable shortening.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 28, 2006 11:20:21 am PST #6816 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Lard:shortening::butter:margarine, though shortening is a lot better a substitute for lard than margarine is for butter.
Jars - Mar 28, 2006 11:20:38 am PST #6817 of 10001
I've always thought shortening and suet were the same thing. Is that very wrong? I know you can get vegetarian suet now, and it's increasingly difficult to get the original meat kind.