Actually, I meant raunchy weddings in that I was thinking of the bride and groom kiss.
The rest of it can be very asexual. Then pick up the sex baton at the reception.
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2006 8:43:01 am PST #6698 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Trudy Booth - Mar 28, 2006 8:43:19 am PST #6699 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
The whole garter removal, toss, flower toss, garter application was what I meant by pantomime screw.
I do the electric slide with relatives, that would be disgusting.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2006 8:44:03 am PST #6700 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Actually, I meant raunchy weddings in that I was thinking of the bride and groom kiss.
Huh. t /quietly judgemental
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2006 8:45:25 am PST #6701 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
</quietly judgemental>
That's not quiet at all! Everyone can totally hear you!
I like it when that kiss gets a cheer.
shrift - Mar 28, 2006 8:45:35 am PST #6702 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, I bet we can come up with a few suggestions.
It's tempting, but I shall refrain from firebombing any bridges.
msbelle - Mar 28, 2006 8:46:03 am PST #6703 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
raunch should not be in public.
Ailleann - Mar 28, 2006 8:47:02 am PST #6704 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Where there is no trust, there can be no line dancing...
A pair of friends had a great gag for their garter toss... to the theme from Peter Gunn, he wandered in from the side, did some cartoon-wolf-ish "sexy mama" looks, climbed halfway up her dress, and then pulled out a string of a brazilian napkins tied together with the garter at the end. Got a lot of laughs.
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2006 8:47:14 am PST #6705 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
raunch should not be in public.
The Jamaican tradition differs.
Allyson - Mar 28, 2006 8:47:38 am PST #6706 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
As soon as this crazyass detox diet is over, I'm going to have an omelette with tons of cheese, mushrooms, peppers, onions, and then more cheese. And butter. And wheat toast. And a HUGE glass of orange juice.
Followed by black tea with honey and milk.
Man. Do I want cheese.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 28, 2006 8:47:43 am PST #6707 of 10001
What is even happening?
I'm realizing that I've never given notice at a real job. I don't know how it's done!
[Letterhead or your name
and Address]
[Date]
[Manager's Name]
[Company Name]
[Company Address]
Dear [ASSHAT],
I regret to inform you that my last day of employment at [the Hellmouth] will be [DATE (try to give notice 3 weeks in advance if you can, because you never know when you'll need a reference from these people)].
I would like to thank you for the opportunities you have provided, and the professional experience I have gained here at [THE VERY MOUTH OF HELL]. Please let me know what I can do to help you transition my responsibilities to my co-workers, in the next [X] weeks.
Sincerely,
[shrift, title]
cc: [Whoever needs to be CC'd like Human Resources, etc.]