Which reminds me to nitpick: ita, I hope you do NOT mean raunchy weddings, but rather raunchy receptions. Just checking.
I got stupid. The money was too good.
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2006 8:41:48 am PST #6696 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
JZ - Mar 28, 2006 8:42:03 am PST #6697 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
But what if I marry a fat hairy guy with enormous manboobs?
In that case, I believe tradition dictates that all underwear-tossing ceremonies be replaced by the two of you stepping back and the spotlight falling upon a troupe of trained monkeys who do an interpretive manboob dance choreographed to Nijinski's "Rites of Spring." I think. Gimme a second to check my Emily Post.
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2006 8:43:01 am PST #6698 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Actually, I meant raunchy weddings in that I was thinking of the bride and groom kiss.
The rest of it can be very asexual. Then pick up the sex baton at the reception.
Trudy Booth - Mar 28, 2006 8:43:19 am PST #6699 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
The whole garter removal, toss, flower toss, garter application was what I meant by pantomime screw.
I do the electric slide with relatives, that would be disgusting.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2006 8:44:03 am PST #6700 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Actually, I meant raunchy weddings in that I was thinking of the bride and groom kiss.
Huh. t /quietly judgemental
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2006 8:45:25 am PST #6701 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
</quietly judgemental>
That's not quiet at all! Everyone can totally hear you!
I like it when that kiss gets a cheer.
shrift - Mar 28, 2006 8:45:35 am PST #6702 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, I bet we can come up with a few suggestions.
It's tempting, but I shall refrain from firebombing any bridges.
msbelle - Mar 28, 2006 8:46:03 am PST #6703 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
raunch should not be in public.
Ailleann - Mar 28, 2006 8:47:02 am PST #6704 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Where there is no trust, there can be no line dancing...
A pair of friends had a great gag for their garter toss... to the theme from Peter Gunn, he wandered in from the side, did some cartoon-wolf-ish "sexy mama" looks, climbed halfway up her dress, and then pulled out a string of a brazilian napkins tied together with the garter at the end. Got a lot of laughs.
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2006 8:47:14 am PST #6705 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
raunch should not be in public.
The Jamaican tradition differs.