Babies learn quickly, but not always what you're teaching them:
"The baby naturally assumes that the word you're speaking goes with the object that they think is interesting, not the object that you show an interest in," Hirsh-Pasek said.
In cute kid stories, one of the kravlets was part of this convo:
3yr old: Let's go back to our original seats.
Mother: "Original"! That's a good word!
3yr old: I know. "Fuck" is a bad word.
ita, I still think you are sneaking in and brainwashing Em.
This morning, I asked her for a kiss and she headbutted me in the eye.
This typo makes me giggle.
It's a little late for the edit, I suppose.
::hangs head in misspelled shame::
Ipod tins.
Hmmm. So do we think those are just cleverly-modified Altoids tins? Because if so, I sense a project coming on.
Happy happy birthday to Kathy & Raq!
Sharon's just looking more and more haggish.
That last picture... horrifying. Emmett's mom tells a story of running into her in Cole Valley years ago, back when she was married to the SF Examiner editor, and how she cooed over baby Emmett and freaked out his mom with her scary old-woman face.
Happy birthday, Kathy! And yay ChiKat for coming through with the mojito plans!
Aimée, SLANDER.
So do we think those are just cleverly-modified Altoids tins? Because if so, I sense a project coming on
My iPod won't fit into an Altoid tin.
I need to trim my nails.
And I forgot my prophylactic migraine medication (no, now's not the time for a "Not tonight, dear--I have a headache." joke. It never is) at home, after
carefully
refilling the travel pill bottle. Which is now on my kitchen counter. So no lunch meds for me. Fuck it. I'm leaving after my last meeting then. It's only an hour, but it's better than nothing. I just have to not let my irritation trigger a headache.
Aimée, SLANDER.
Sue me.
I hope you like furniture from Ikea.
Aimée, SLANDER.
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Sue me.
I'ma hire Perkins right now.
I hope you like furniture from Ikea.
As long as I don't have to go to Ikea for it.
Dammit, I'm fixating on this nail.
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Okay, I'm not hiring her.
And I'm changing the charges to libel.