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Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 11:55:31 am PST #5843 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Okay, I'm not hiring her.

And I'm changing the charges to libel.


Aims - Mar 23, 2006 11:57:47 am PST #5844 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

As long as I don't have to go to Ikea for it.

Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.

Besides, the judge might give you THE BABY.

And she cries.

And headbutts.

And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.


§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 12:01:55 pm PST #5845 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.

Fewer people, though, right?

And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.

What if I just teach her new headbutting targets? Like the groin?


Aims - Mar 23, 2006 12:02:57 pm PST #5846 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You could try, but she'll practice on you first.

continues icing eye


sumi - Mar 23, 2006 12:03:47 pm PST #5847 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

chikat -- if I had a car, I would.


§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 12:06:24 pm PST #5848 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You could try, but she'll practice on you first.

I'm willing to take a couple lumps in order to raise the fighting force for the next revolution.

Well, maybe the next revolution is a little too early. Two or three revolutions from now, though, I'll be totally set.


JZ - Mar 23, 2006 12:06:55 pm PST #5849 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

continues icing eye

Ooh, buttercream?

t /snack-obsessed


Aims - Mar 23, 2006 12:07:51 pm PST #5850 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Royal. Mmmmmmmmmm.


JZ - Mar 23, 2006 12:09:13 pm PST #5851 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Now I want cake. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Mmmmmmm. Cake.


Aims - Mar 23, 2006 12:09:55 pm PST #5852 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Want I should have Em headbutt you and make you forget about cake?