As long as I don't have to go to Ikea for it.
Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.
Besides, the judge might give you THE BABY.
And she cries.
And headbutts.
And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.
Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Mar 23, 2006 11:57:47 am PST #5844 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 12:01:55 pm PST #5845 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.
Fewer people, though, right?
And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.
What if I just teach her new headbutting targets? Like the groin?
Aims - Mar 23, 2006 12:02:57 pm PST #5846 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You could try, but she'll practice on you first.
continues icing eye
sumi - Mar 23, 2006 12:03:47 pm PST #5847 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
chikat -- if I had a car, I would.
§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 12:06:24 pm PST #5848 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You could try, but she'll practice on you first.
I'm willing to take a couple lumps in order to raise the fighting force for the next revolution.
Well, maybe the next revolution is a little too early. Two or three revolutions from now, though, I'll be totally set.
JZ - Mar 23, 2006 12:06:55 pm PST #5849 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
continues icing eye
Ooh, buttercream?
t /snack-obsessed
Aims - Mar 23, 2006 12:07:51 pm PST #5850 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Royal. Mmmmmmmmmm.
JZ - Mar 23, 2006 12:09:13 pm PST #5851 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Now I want cake. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Mmmmmmm. Cake.
Aims - Mar 23, 2006 12:09:55 pm PST #5852 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Want I should have Em headbutt you and make you forget about cake?
Kalshane - Mar 23, 2006 12:10:39 pm PST #5853 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Argh. User called, said she couldn't send e-mail. I tried asking her if Outlook said "Offline" in the lower right hand corner. She asks "All I see is the clock." No, above that. In the Outlook window. "It says 'Office'." What? "The only thing I can see says 'Office'." So I talk her through letting my remote into her PC. Sure enough, Outlook has a big red X in the lower right hand corner and says "Offline". I move the cursor over it and tell her 'This is what I was talking about.' "Right" she replies. "It says 'Office'."
Apparently basic literacy is not a required job skill in health care.
Though slightly less frustrating from the user with an attitude that called yesterday in a very exasperated tone of voice to tell me that her computer wasn't working and she couldn't log into it. After talking to her for a minute I determined that one of her applications was simply running slow. How this equates to "I can't login to my computer", I have no friggin' clue.
Just, argh.
ETA: Feel free to have Em headbutt both of them (the users, that is) if you'd like, Aimee.