As long as I don't have to go to Ikea for it.
Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.
Besides, the judge might give you THE BABY.
And she cries.
And headbutts.
And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
As long as I don't have to go to Ikea for it.
Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.
Besides, the judge might give you THE BABY.
And she cries.
And headbutts.
And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.
Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.
Fewer people, though, right?
And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.
What if I just teach her new headbutting targets? Like the groin?
You could try, but she'll practice on you first.
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chikat -- if I had a car, I would.
You could try, but she'll practice on you first.
I'm willing to take a couple lumps in order to raise the fighting force for the next revolution.
Well, maybe the next revolution is a little too early. Two or three revolutions from now, though, I'll be totally set.
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Ooh, buttercream?
t /snack-obsessed
Royal. Mmmmmmmmmm.
Now I want cake. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Mmmmmmm. Cake.
Want I should have Em headbutt you and make you forget about cake?
Argh. User called, said she couldn't send e-mail. I tried asking her if Outlook said "Offline" in the lower right hand corner. She asks "All I see is the clock." No, above that. In the Outlook window. "It says 'Office'." What? "The only thing I can see says 'Office'." So I talk her through letting my remote into her PC. Sure enough, Outlook has a big red X in the lower right hand corner and says "Offline". I move the cursor over it and tell her 'This is what I was talking about.' "Right" she replies. "It says 'Office'."
Apparently basic literacy is not a required job skill in health care.
Though slightly less frustrating from the user with an attitude that called yesterday in a very exasperated tone of voice to tell me that her computer wasn't working and she couldn't log into it. After talking to her for a minute I determined that one of her applications was simply running slow. How this equates to "I can't login to my computer", I have no friggin' clue.
Just, argh.
ETA: Feel free to have Em headbutt both of them (the users, that is) if you'd like, Aimee.