As long as I don't have to go to Ikea for it.
Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.
Besides, the judge might give you THE BABY.
And she cries.
And headbutts.
And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.
You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Mar 23, 2006 11:57:47 am PST #5844 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 12:01:55 pm PST #5845 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.
Fewer people, though, right?
And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.
What if I just teach her new headbutting targets? Like the groin?
Aims - Mar 23, 2006 12:02:57 pm PST #5846 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You could try, but she'll practice on you first.
continues icing eye
sumi - Mar 23, 2006 12:03:47 pm PST #5847 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
chikat -- if I had a car, I would.
§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 12:06:24 pm PST #5848 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You could try, but she'll practice on you first.
I'm willing to take a couple lumps in order to raise the fighting force for the next revolution.
Well, maybe the next revolution is a little too early. Two or three revolutions from now, though, I'll be totally set.
JZ - Mar 23, 2006 12:06:55 pm PST #5849 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
continues icing eye
Ooh, buttercream?
t /snack-obsessed
Aims - Mar 23, 2006 12:07:51 pm PST #5850 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Royal. Mmmmmmmmmm.
JZ - Mar 23, 2006 12:09:13 pm PST #5851 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Now I want cake. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Mmmmmmm. Cake.
Aims - Mar 23, 2006 12:09:55 pm PST #5852 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Want I should have Em headbutt you and make you forget about cake?
Kalshane - Mar 23, 2006 12:10:39 pm PST #5853 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Argh. User called, said she couldn't send e-mail. I tried asking her if Outlook said "Offline" in the lower right hand corner. She asks "All I see is the clock." No, above that. In the Outlook window. "It says 'Office'." What? "The only thing I can see says 'Office'." So I talk her through letting my remote into her PC. Sure enough, Outlook has a big red X in the lower right hand corner and says "Offline". I move the cursor over it and tell her 'This is what I was talking about.' "Right" she replies. "It says 'Office'."
Apparently basic literacy is not a required job skill in health care.
Though slightly less frustrating from the user with an attitude that called yesterday in a very exasperated tone of voice to tell me that her computer wasn't working and she couldn't log into it. After talking to her for a minute I determined that one of her applications was simply running slow. How this equates to "I can't login to my computer", I have no friggin' clue.
Just, argh.
ETA: Feel free to have Em headbutt both of them (the users, that is) if you'd like, Aimee.