Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing. They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothing, and that's what they became.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Mar 23, 2006 11:52:14 am PST #5840 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimée, SLANDER.

Sue me.

I hope you like furniture from Ikea.


Lee - Mar 23, 2006 11:52:59 am PST #5841 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Aimée, SLANDER.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.


§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 11:53:23 am PST #5842 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sue me.

I'ma hire Perkins right now.

I hope you like furniture from Ikea.

As long as I don't have to go to Ikea for it.

Dammit, I'm fixating on this nail.


§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 11:55:31 am PST #5843 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Okay, I'm not hiring her.

And I'm changing the charges to libel.


Aims - Mar 23, 2006 11:57:47 am PST #5844 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

As long as I don't have to go to Ikea for it.

Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.

Besides, the judge might give you THE BABY.

And she cries.

And headbutts.

And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.


§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 12:01:55 pm PST #5845 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.

Fewer people, though, right?

And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.

What if I just teach her new headbutting targets? Like the groin?


Aims - Mar 23, 2006 12:02:57 pm PST #5846 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You could try, but she'll practice on you first.

continues icing eye


sumi - Mar 23, 2006 12:03:47 pm PST #5847 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

chikat -- if I had a car, I would.


§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 12:06:24 pm PST #5848 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You could try, but she'll practice on you first.

I'm willing to take a couple lumps in order to raise the fighting force for the next revolution.

Well, maybe the next revolution is a little too early. Two or three revolutions from now, though, I'll be totally set.


JZ - Mar 23, 2006 12:06:55 pm PST #5849 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

continues icing eye

Ooh, buttercream?

t /snack-obsessed