Aimée, SLANDER.
Sue me.
I hope you like furniture from Ikea.
Kaylee: So how many fell madly in love with you and wanted to take you away from all this? Inara: Just the one. I think I'm slipping.
'Serenity'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Mar 23, 2006 11:52:14 am PST #5840 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Lee - Mar 23, 2006 11:52:59 am PST #5841 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Aimée, SLANDER.
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 11:53:23 am PST #5842 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sue me.
I'ma hire Perkins right now.
I hope you like furniture from Ikea.
As long as I don't have to go to Ikea for it.
Dammit, I'm fixating on this nail.
§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 11:55:31 am PST #5843 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Okay, I'm not hiring her.
And I'm changing the charges to libel.
Aims - Mar 23, 2006 11:57:47 am PST #5844 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
As long as I don't have to go to Ikea for it.
Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.
Besides, the judge might give you THE BABY.
And she cries.
And headbutts.
And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.
§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 12:01:55 pm PST #5845 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Might as well - just as far of a drive for you.
Fewer people, though, right?
And if you head butt her back, you go to jail.
What if I just teach her new headbutting targets? Like the groin?
Aims - Mar 23, 2006 12:02:57 pm PST #5846 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You could try, but she'll practice on you first.
continues icing eye
sumi - Mar 23, 2006 12:03:47 pm PST #5847 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
chikat -- if I had a car, I would.
§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 12:06:24 pm PST #5848 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You could try, but she'll practice on you first.
I'm willing to take a couple lumps in order to raise the fighting force for the next revolution.
Well, maybe the next revolution is a little too early. Two or three revolutions from now, though, I'll be totally set.
JZ - Mar 23, 2006 12:06:55 pm PST #5849 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
continues icing eye
Ooh, buttercream?
t /snack-obsessed