In a good way, right?
I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 07, 2006 10:49:35 am PST #2425 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Lee - Mar 07, 2006 10:49:46 am PST #2426 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
TOE PICK!
Frankenbuddha - Mar 07, 2006 11:00:03 am PST #2427 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I am not sure about the ice part, but Jesse does everything while wearing a cowgirl hat.
So like Rollergirl in BOOGIE NIGHTS except less with the roller skates (and probably the porn) and more with the cowgirl hat, then?
Tom Scola - Mar 07, 2006 11:02:18 am PST #2428 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
So like Rollergirl in BOOGIE NIGHTS except less with the roller skates (and probably the porn) and more with the cowgirl hat, then?
Exactly! But with a healthy dose of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Gudanov - Mar 07, 2006 11:08:17 am PST #2429 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Okay, this is a real bill in Tennessee, but the article is tongue-in-cheek but funny. Maybe not as funny as the bill though.
Sale of Certain Sex Toys to Become Illegal in Tennessee
Actual Bill [link]
sarameg - Mar 07, 2006 11:21:39 am PST #2430 of 10001
ok, WHY: [link]
Jessica - Mar 07, 2006 11:23:36 am PST #2431 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Hahaha:
Those opposed to the bill include the following:
(a) National Association of “AA” Battery Manufacturers.
(b) National Association of “D” Battery Manufacturers.
Lee - Mar 07, 2006 11:23:52 am PST #2432 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I think sarameg just won the ewwww link award for the week.
Sorry ita.
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2006 11:27:36 am PST #2433 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus?
People often ask me when they should teach the Good News to their housecats. I have but one answer: "What are you waiting for?"
A pet is a beloved part of your family, and as a Christian, you should do everything you can to guarantee that this valued member of your family receives the glorious eternal reward for which Christ gave His very life. Think of the alternative: your cat mired in darkness for eternity because you put off a 10-minute conversation.
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Kittens' hearts, at birth, are filled with what theologians call "original mischief." Mischief, if left to grow on its own, can sprout into evil. That's why you must fill their hearts with Jesus instead. If you wait, your cats might find seductive role models among the back-alley strays and rough felines from the wrong side of town. You could also end up with an unwanted pregnancy.
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A lot of people say, "Oh, but Whiskers doesn't even answer to his name yet." They raise a good point: Sometimes you have to teach your cat at its own level. If you give your cat a rubber Jesus to play with, it will sense that there's more to this toy. If you give it a scratching cross, it will contemplate Christ's love and ultimate sacrifice while it stretches and sharpens its claws. I myself have put an image of Jesus at the bottom of my cats' food bowls. That way, when they finish their food, the face of He who provided it is revealed unto them.
Jessica - Mar 07, 2006 11:29:39 am PST #2434 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Huh. HR just sent out an all-desks email about bird flu, basically saying "The management hopes none of you get bird flu, especially those of you who are reporters covering bird flu for us in affected countries." Least helpful all-desks email ever!