Huh. HR just sent out an all-desks email about bird flu, basically saying "The management hopes none of you get bird flu, especially those of you who are reporters covering bird flu for us in affected countries." Least helpful all-desks email ever!
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Mar 07, 2006 11:29:39 am PST #2434 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jessica - Mar 07, 2006 11:30:57 am PST #2435 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
If you give your cat a rubber Jesus to play with, it will sense that there's more to this toy. If you give it a scratching cross, it will contemplate Christ's love and ultimate sacrifice while it stretches and sharpens its claws.
To me, this reads like instructions on how to train your cat to attack the Pope.
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 11:32:16 am PST #2436 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sorry ita.
My links are nothing but informational, and do not contain information about food products. I do not aspire to the eww--it's bestowed upon me by those who aren't sophisticated enough to appreciate what I share.
sarameg - Mar 07, 2006 11:34:02 am PST #2437 of 10001
That was informational! Or at least seeking information! I wanted to know why.
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 11:36:17 am PST #2438 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sean K - Mar 07, 2006 11:36:27 am PST #2439 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus?
WTF?????
Okay, I've had some wierd experiences where Christians who don't believe animals have souls exhibit some strange or inconsiderate behavoir, including my own BiL mercilessly mocking a Hindu for getting upset over someone killing a bee (his mocking of the woman still bothers me to this day).
But this? This totally tops all that.
Nutty - Mar 07, 2006 11:38:34 am PST #2440 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
That's why it is on the Onion website?
Jessica - Mar 07, 2006 11:41:08 am PST #2441 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That's why it is on the Onion website?
...ah.
This is why it's sometimes smart to click on the links, isn't it?
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 11:42:28 am PST #2442 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Buy movie tickets with your phone. Without talking to anyone.
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2006 11:42:30 am PST #2443 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is why it's sometimes smart to click on the links, isn't it?
Or at least mouse-over them....
Sorry - I thought it would be pretty obviously a joke....