If you give your cat a rubber Jesus to play with, it will sense that there's more to this toy. If you give it a scratching cross, it will contemplate Christ's love and ultimate sacrifice while it stretches and sharpens its claws.
To me, this reads like instructions on how to train your cat to attack the Pope.
Sorry ita.
My links are nothing but informational, and do not contain information about food products. I do not aspire to the eww--it's bestowed upon me by those who aren't sophisticated enough to appreciate what I share.
That was informational! Or at least seeking information! I wanted to know why.
Oh, and this. Also, this.
Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus?
WTF?????
Okay, I've had some wierd experiences where Christians who don't believe animals have souls exhibit some strange or inconsiderate behavoir, including my own BiL mercilessly mocking a Hindu for getting upset over someone killing a bee (his mocking of the woman still bothers me to this day).
But this? This totally tops all that.
That's why it is on the Onion website?
That's why it is on the Onion website?
...ah.
This is why it's sometimes smart to click on the links, isn't it?
This is why it's sometimes smart to click on the links, isn't it?
Or at least mouse-over them....
Sorry - I thought it would be pretty obviously a joke....