Good on Jon for saying what we're all thinking.
I could listen to Eric Bana all night long. Looking at him while he talks, not so bad either. George Clooney with him would just be too much, I'm afraid. It would possibly kill me. Nice way to go, though.
last note: I think Jon is reading our montage comments
OK, we're losing feed here in B'more. So Tomlin and Streep are even MORE tripping over each other.
(man, I should go to bed.)
Streep & Tomlin are WONDERFUL.
This Altman thing is cracking me up.
Me AND America's best loved actress and fashion icon.
Okay, pretty, but why is Jessica Alba presenting? I mean, all she's done is Sin City and Dark Angel, right?
More people saw those than anything Jennifer Aniston headlined, probably.
they'd just go into business making and promoting mega bras for the rest of us big bosomed people to be sold in the Targets of the world.
That's not what I want from them--I want them to share the secrets of getting a rack into a dress you can't wear a bra under. Unless it costs a gazillion dollars, as I fear.
I like
Sharon Stone looks like ass. Or do I mean look at Sharon Stone's ass?
I like Meryl's dress. And I love their schtick. They are brilliant.
Meryl and Lily are cracking me up!
Can you levitate mine next?
I'm sure there's a priority list or something that you could get onto. Just make sure to get the deluxe service, there are rumours of back-alley operators who just try to hold 'em aloft by the nipples.
Shit. Whose standup routine was this? Chris Rock? Somebody black and not Chappelle. Can't remember.
I know not, at this stage I'm just free associating. (Let the record state that I would freely associate with Salma Hayek's breasts.)
I like Meryl's dress too (wait, I just caught a glimpse...is there a big bow on the butt? Say no)--now that's an appropriate way to be cleavagey when you're small breasted. Not like Felicity Huffman's "look! There's an ENORMOUS SWATH OF FLESH! Boobs might fall out, and WOULD if I had more of them!"