Niska: Mr. Reynolds? You died, Mr. Reynolds. Mal: Seemed like the thing to do.

'War Stories'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nicole - Mar 05, 2006 5:02:58 pm PST #1783 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Good on Jon for saying what we're all thinking.

I could listen to Eric Bana all night long. Looking at him while he talks, not so bad either. George Clooney with him would just be too much, I'm afraid. It would possibly kill me. Nice way to go, though.


Laura - Mar 05, 2006 5:03:18 pm PST #1784 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

last note: I think Jon is reading our montage comments


sarameg - Mar 05, 2006 5:05:17 pm PST #1785 of 10001

OK, we're losing feed here in B'more. So Tomlin and Streep are even MORE tripping over each other.

(man, I should go to bed.)


le nubian - Mar 05, 2006 5:05:39 pm PST #1786 of 10001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Streep & Tomlin are WONDERFUL.


Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2006 5:05:39 pm PST #1787 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

This Altman thing is cracking me up.

Me AND America's best loved actress and fashion icon.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 5:06:17 pm PST #1788 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, pretty, but why is Jessica Alba presenting? I mean, all she's done is Sin City and Dark Angel, right?

More people saw those than anything Jennifer Aniston headlined, probably.

they'd just go into business making and promoting mega bras for the rest of us big bosomed people to be sold in the Targets of the world.

That's not what I want from them--I want them to share the secrets of getting a rack into a dress you can't wear a bra under. Unless it costs a gazillion dollars, as I fear.

I like

Sharon Stone looks like ass. Or do I mean look at Sharon Stone's ass?

I like Meryl's dress. And I love their schtick. They are brilliant.


quester - Mar 05, 2006 5:06:58 pm PST #1789 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Meryl and Lily are cracking me up!


Consuela - Mar 05, 2006 5:06:58 pm PST #1790 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

This is cute!


billytea - Mar 05, 2006 5:08:03 pm PST #1791 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Can you levitate mine next?

I'm sure there's a priority list or something that you could get onto. Just make sure to get the deluxe service, there are rumours of back-alley operators who just try to hold 'em aloft by the nipples.

Shit. Whose standup routine was this? Chris Rock? Somebody black and not Chappelle. Can't remember.

I know not, at this stage I'm just free associating. (Let the record state that I would freely associate with Salma Hayek's breasts.)


meara - Mar 05, 2006 5:08:19 pm PST #1792 of 10001

I like Meryl's dress too (wait, I just caught a glimpse...is there a big bow on the butt? Say no)--now that's an appropriate way to be cleavagey when you're small breasted. Not like Felicity Huffman's "look! There's an ENORMOUS SWATH OF FLESH! Boobs might fall out, and WOULD if I had more of them!"