Okay, pretty, but why is Jessica Alba presenting? I mean, all she's done is Sin City and Dark Angel, right?
More people saw those than anything Jennifer Aniston headlined, probably.
they'd just go into business making and promoting mega bras for the rest of us big bosomed people to be sold in the Targets of the world.
That's not what I want from them--I want them to share the secrets of getting a rack into a dress you can't wear a bra under. Unless it costs a gazillion dollars, as I fear.
I like
Sharon Stone looks like ass. Or do I mean look at Sharon Stone's ass?
I like Meryl's dress. And I love their schtick. They are brilliant.
Meryl and Lily are cracking me up!
Can you levitate mine next?
I'm sure there's a priority list or something that you could get onto. Just make sure to get the deluxe service, there are rumours of back-alley operators who just try to hold 'em aloft by the nipples.
Shit. Whose standup routine was this? Chris Rock? Somebody black and not Chappelle. Can't remember.
I know not, at this stage I'm just free associating. (Let the record state that I would freely associate with Salma Hayek's breasts.)
I like Meryl's dress too (wait, I just caught a glimpse...is there a big bow on the butt? Say no)--now that's an appropriate way to be cleavagey when you're small breasted. Not like Felicity Huffman's "look! There's an ENORMOUS SWATH OF FLESH! Boobs might fall out, and WOULD if I had more of them!"
Those ladies? They can pull off comedy.
I'm saying theatre background. You know, with the not being able to yell "cut"
Okay, pretty, but why is Jessica Alba presenting? I mean, all she's done is Sin City and Dark Angel, right?
How could you forget the cinematic masterpiece that was Honey?
I mean, all she's done is Sin City and Dark Angel, right?
You're forgetting Fantastic Four
But then, you probably wanted to. Sorry 'bout that.
I know not, at this stage I'm just free associating.
Oh, I figure this is something that occurs to many men, quite independently. It's all in the wit of the delivery. And you never fall short on that.
-now that's an appropriate way to be cleavagey when you're small breasted
Okay, but she just isn't large-breasted. Wait--what's an average cup size for that build? Felicity looks like she's got nothing. And, okay, thinking about this too much. Back to Salma.
I want them to share the secrets of getting a rack into a dress you can't wear a bra under.
That happens to me about ...um... once in my life thus far so I want the everyday. I'm slowly realizing I'm turning into my grandmother with the ever-expandingness even after weightloss (oh god, please let me get the shrinking genes from my mother at some point here) which offers the alternatives of megastrapping or surgery.
