Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Mar 05, 2006 5:05:39 pm PST #1786 of 10001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Streep & Tomlin are WONDERFUL.


Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2006 5:05:39 pm PST #1787 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

This Altman thing is cracking me up.

Me AND America's best loved actress and fashion icon.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 5:06:17 pm PST #1788 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, pretty, but why is Jessica Alba presenting? I mean, all she's done is Sin City and Dark Angel, right?

More people saw those than anything Jennifer Aniston headlined, probably.

they'd just go into business making and promoting mega bras for the rest of us big bosomed people to be sold in the Targets of the world.

That's not what I want from them--I want them to share the secrets of getting a rack into a dress you can't wear a bra under. Unless it costs a gazillion dollars, as I fear.

I like

Sharon Stone looks like ass. Or do I mean look at Sharon Stone's ass?

I like Meryl's dress. And I love their schtick. They are brilliant.


quester - Mar 05, 2006 5:06:58 pm PST #1789 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Meryl and Lily are cracking me up!


Consuela - Mar 05, 2006 5:06:58 pm PST #1790 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

This is cute!


billytea - Mar 05, 2006 5:08:03 pm PST #1791 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Can you levitate mine next?

I'm sure there's a priority list or something that you could get onto. Just make sure to get the deluxe service, there are rumours of back-alley operators who just try to hold 'em aloft by the nipples.

Shit. Whose standup routine was this? Chris Rock? Somebody black and not Chappelle. Can't remember.

I know not, at this stage I'm just free associating. (Let the record state that I would freely associate with Salma Hayek's breasts.)


meara - Mar 05, 2006 5:08:19 pm PST #1792 of 10001

I like Meryl's dress too (wait, I just caught a glimpse...is there a big bow on the butt? Say no)--now that's an appropriate way to be cleavagey when you're small breasted. Not like Felicity Huffman's "look! There's an ENORMOUS SWATH OF FLESH! Boobs might fall out, and WOULD if I had more of them!"


DebetEsse - Mar 05, 2006 5:09:31 pm PST #1793 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Those ladies? They can pull off comedy.

I'm saying theatre background. You know, with the not being able to yell "cut"


billytea - Mar 05, 2006 5:10:25 pm PST #1794 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Okay, pretty, but why is Jessica Alba presenting? I mean, all she's done is Sin City and Dark Angel, right?

How could you forget the cinematic masterpiece that was Honey?


Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2006 5:10:29 pm PST #1795 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I mean, all she's done is Sin City and Dark Angel, right?

You're forgetting Fantastic Four

But then, you probably wanted to. Sorry 'bout that.