This is cute!
Kaylee: So how many fell madly in love with you and wanted to take you away from all this? Inara: Just the one. I think I'm slipping.
'Serenity'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Consuela - Mar 05, 2006 5:06:58 pm PST #1790 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
billytea - Mar 05, 2006 5:08:03 pm PST #1791 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Can you levitate mine next?
I'm sure there's a priority list or something that you could get onto. Just make sure to get the deluxe service, there are rumours of back-alley operators who just try to hold 'em aloft by the nipples.
Shit. Whose standup routine was this? Chris Rock? Somebody black and not Chappelle. Can't remember.
I know not, at this stage I'm just free associating. (Let the record state that I would freely associate with Salma Hayek's breasts.)
meara - Mar 05, 2006 5:08:19 pm PST #1792 of 10001
I like Meryl's dress too (wait, I just caught a glimpse...is there a big bow on the butt? Say no)--now that's an appropriate way to be cleavagey when you're small breasted. Not like Felicity Huffman's "look! There's an ENORMOUS SWATH OF FLESH! Boobs might fall out, and WOULD if I had more of them!"
DebetEsse - Mar 05, 2006 5:09:31 pm PST #1793 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Those ladies? They can pull off comedy.
I'm saying theatre background. You know, with the not being able to yell "cut"
billytea - Mar 05, 2006 5:10:25 pm PST #1794 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Okay, pretty, but why is Jessica Alba presenting? I mean, all she's done is Sin City and Dark Angel, right?
How could you forget the cinematic masterpiece that was Honey?
Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2006 5:10:29 pm PST #1795 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I mean, all she's done is Sin City and Dark Angel, right?
You're forgetting Fantastic Four
But then, you probably wanted to. Sorry 'bout that.
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 5:10:30 pm PST #1796 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I know not, at this stage I'm just free associating.
Oh, I figure this is something that occurs to many men, quite independently. It's all in the wit of the delivery. And you never fall short on that.
-now that's an appropriate way to be cleavagey when you're small breasted
Okay, but she just isn't large-breasted. Wait--what's an average cup size for that build? Felicity looks like she's got nothing. And, okay, thinking about this too much. Back to Salma.
sarameg - Mar 05, 2006 5:10:51 pm PST #1797 of 10001
I want them to share the secrets of getting a rack into a dress you can't wear a bra under.
That happens to me about ...um... once in my life thus far so I want the everyday. I'm slowly realizing I'm turning into my grandmother with the ever-expandingness even after weightloss (oh god, please let me get the shrinking genes from my mother at some point here) which offers the alternatives of megastrapping or surgery.
Vonnie K - Mar 05, 2006 5:11:36 pm PST #1798 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Meryl Streep and Lily Tomlin slayed me. With respect to Jon Stewart, that was the funniest and the funnest bit tonight so far.
Altman is supposed to be rather anti-Hollywood, isn't he? Curious to see what he's going to say.
Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2006 5:13:14 pm PST #1799 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Streep and Tomlin did the funniest funny Oscar bit evah! (I'm looking at you Letterman "Uma, Oprah" was never funny)