River: I know you have questions. Mal: That would be why I just asked them.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Mar 04, 2006 5:19:49 pm PST #1400 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I lost my motivation and sense of purpose some years ago. I think I left them in the backyard of my old house under some bricks.

Wonder if I can find replacements on eBay...


billytea - Mar 04, 2006 5:48:24 pm PST #1401 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

How can we possibly live with only Tivo and Digital cable and the still vast collection of videotapes?!?

It's like you've become Amish! Possibly without the inbreeding.


Allyson - Mar 04, 2006 5:49:37 pm PST #1402 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Everyone here is asleep and I feel a little insane.

Tell me something happy.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2006 5:51:02 pm PST #1403 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Whales have learned to outsmart fishing fleets. [link]

eta:

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Years ago, the sound of a boat sometimes spelled death for the heavily hunted sperm whale. Now, some of them have figured out, it means dinner.

Scientists recently figured out that sperm whales in the Gulf of Alaska zero in on boat engines to locate miles of fishing lines hung with valuable sablefish.


Jesse - Mar 04, 2006 6:16:15 pm PST #1404 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got nothing, Allyson, sorry. Spring is coming? I might actually get a job after I graduate? And probably NOT as a pimp.


Spidra Webster - Mar 04, 2006 6:25:15 pm PST #1405 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I think picturing Jesse in a pink marabou-trimmed ten-gallon hat as part of her new pimptress outfit is happy-making.

I have yet more headaches (maybe I should stop frequenting b.org since headaches might be some sort of contact infection from this joint...) and it's making it even harder to get to work on the dreaded resume writing. So maybe it's happy-making that you don't have to write a resume? Maybe?

I got nothing.


amych - Mar 04, 2006 6:26:59 pm PST #1406 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And probably NOT as a pimp.

Don't lose hope!


Jesse - Mar 04, 2006 6:27:37 pm PST #1407 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't WANT to be a pimp! It's so hard!


Allyson - Mar 04, 2006 6:38:18 pm PST #1408 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Pimpin' ain't easy, Jesse.


Jesse - Mar 04, 2006 6:42:10 pm PST #1409 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

See, I always knew it ain't easy, but it wasn't until last night that I realized just how hard it is for a pimp.