I don't WANT to be a pimp! It's so hard!
She just... she just did the math.
Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 04, 2006 6:27:37 pm PST #1407 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Allyson - Mar 04, 2006 6:38:18 pm PST #1408 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Pimpin' ain't easy, Jesse.
Jesse - Mar 04, 2006 6:42:10 pm PST #1409 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
See, I always knew it ain't easy, but it wasn't until last night that I realized just how hard it is for a pimp.
Zenkitty - Mar 04, 2006 6:48:51 pm PST #1410 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Poor pimps. We should start a Save the Pimps Foundation.
"Help us preserve these magnificent creatures in their natural habitat, their gorgeous plumage the only brightness in these drab concrete jungles! Your contribution of less than a hit of smack a day can buy a shiny new ho for a starving pimp! Be a part of the solution - donate today!"
beth b - Mar 04, 2006 7:00:40 pm PST #1411 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Today's happy news - I am starting to taste more of my food. Stoopid cold
Spidra Webster - Mar 04, 2006 7:19:09 pm PST #1412 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Glad it's getting a bit better, beth.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 04, 2006 7:23:08 pm PST #1413 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
On day 2 of a mild but annoying migraine here. I had to put in 8 hours yesterday once my vision cleared up, but today I was able to indulge the urge to sleep and did absolutely nothing productive. Fortunately, when I gave in to commercial advertising and braved a restaurant full of screeching children for Lobsterfest tonight, I at least got the consolation prize of a friendly and smoking hot waiter. Ah, if only I were a decade younger or a much more blatant lech...
Burrell - Mar 04, 2006 7:32:35 pm PST #1414 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
You are to be commended, Matt, for even thinking about flirting on day 2 of a migraine.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 04, 2006 7:37:09 pm PST #1415 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I should point out that my migraines tend to be quite mild ones that I can medicate into submission if I can get Naproxin into my system at onset. I've had some light sensitivity and the background awareness of pain looming for about 40 hours, but not much in the way of actual pain. The biggest annoyance was I was 2 1/2 hours late for work yesterday waiting for my vision to clear enough to drive safely.
Also, the waiter guy was really hot.
Alibelle - Mar 04, 2006 7:58:02 pm PST #1416 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Migraines suck.
In happy news for me, I just skipped four thousand posts in order to post that I can post again! Woo hoo! I HAVE A NEW POWER CORD!!!11!!!1! THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!!!! My computer is ALIVE again! It's ALIVE!
Also, I received nine hours of sleep last night, for the first time in forever. It was awesome. And then I got a phone call from someone wondering where he put his keys, but it was after I had already woken up, so it was just a funny way to start the day.
ALSO ALSO, I went to the Beverly Center and treated myself to books, pizza, new face cleaning stuff, and a lumbar support pillow--since I've put 400 miles on my rental car this week alone, and also sit in a chair for eight hours straight at my awesome new job.
Triple also, I felt like I got a great deal on gas, since the place directly across the street from me was only $2.45 a gallon, and I didn't feel the need to go far to look for a better price.
Lots of happy news for me, which helps make up for the scary week from hell I had two weeks ago.