I got nothing, Allyson, sorry. Spring is coming? I might actually get a job after I graduate? And probably NOT as a pimp.
Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.
'Life of the Party'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 04, 2006 6:16:15 pm PST #1404 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Spidra Webster - Mar 04, 2006 6:25:15 pm PST #1405 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I think picturing Jesse in a pink marabou-trimmed ten-gallon hat as part of her new pimptress outfit is happy-making.
I have yet more headaches (maybe I should stop frequenting b.org since headaches might be some sort of contact infection from this joint...) and it's making it even harder to get to work on the dreaded resume writing. So maybe it's happy-making that you don't have to write a resume? Maybe?
I got nothing.
amych - Mar 04, 2006 6:26:59 pm PST #1406 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
And probably NOT as a pimp.
Don't lose hope!
Jesse - Mar 04, 2006 6:27:37 pm PST #1407 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't WANT to be a pimp! It's so hard!
Allyson - Mar 04, 2006 6:38:18 pm PST #1408 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Pimpin' ain't easy, Jesse.
Jesse - Mar 04, 2006 6:42:10 pm PST #1409 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
See, I always knew it ain't easy, but it wasn't until last night that I realized just how hard it is for a pimp.
Zenkitty - Mar 04, 2006 6:48:51 pm PST #1410 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Poor pimps. We should start a Save the Pimps Foundation.
"Help us preserve these magnificent creatures in their natural habitat, their gorgeous plumage the only brightness in these drab concrete jungles! Your contribution of less than a hit of smack a day can buy a shiny new ho for a starving pimp! Be a part of the solution - donate today!"
beth b - Mar 04, 2006 7:00:40 pm PST #1411 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Today's happy news - I am starting to taste more of my food. Stoopid cold
Spidra Webster - Mar 04, 2006 7:19:09 pm PST #1412 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Glad it's getting a bit better, beth.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 04, 2006 7:23:08 pm PST #1413 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
On day 2 of a mild but annoying migraine here. I had to put in 8 hours yesterday once my vision cleared up, but today I was able to indulge the urge to sleep and did absolutely nothing productive. Fortunately, when I gave in to commercial advertising and braved a restaurant full of screeching children for Lobsterfest tonight, I at least got the consolation prize of a friendly and smoking hot waiter. Ah, if only I were a decade younger or a much more blatant lech...