Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife? Wash: Wacky fun.

'Objects In Space'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Jessica - Nov 19, 2008 7:19:37 am PST #7960 of 28414
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aha - that makes perfect sense. Thanks.


meara - Nov 19, 2008 9:05:07 am PST #7961 of 28414

Well, and I only read the first book, but technically, aren't MOST vampires still bad? I mean, the ones that the chickie in the book likes are good cause they've given up eating people, so the werewolf Natives have come to an uneasy truce with that family, over the years, but still don't want her to like them, etc. But most vampires still eat people, so they're bad, adn should be hunted by the werewolves, or whatever?


Toddson - Nov 19, 2008 10:00:35 am PST #7962 of 28414
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

OK, since no one will tell me, I'm going to have to make a guess about what vampire baseball is ... where you know both teams suck?


Fred Pete - Nov 19, 2008 10:01:10 am PST #7963 of 28414
Ann, that's a ferret.

Either that, or a night game.


Barb - Nov 19, 2008 10:03:44 am PST #7964 of 28414
“Not dead yet!”

Excellent column by Erica Heller at HuffPo on publishing craziness, Sarah Palin, and Joe the Plumber.

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Amy - Nov 19, 2008 10:13:01 am PST #7965 of 28414
Because books.

OK, since no one will tell me, I'm going to have to make a guess about what vampire baseball is ... where you know both teams suck?

Bwah!

From the book, all I remember is Edward's vampire family playing with Bella, and ... maybe some extra fast running or something? Nothing more than the fact that vampire were playing, unless I'm forgetting.


Ginger - Nov 19, 2008 10:16:01 am PST #7966 of 28414
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Back before Wrigley got lights, I had a friend who kept saying he was going to write a story about a vampire baseball player who was traded to the Cubs.


Atropa - Nov 19, 2008 10:20:28 am PST #7967 of 28414
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Amy, your white-font is correct. There really isn't anything more to it than the Cullens play baseball. In a forest clearing. And run super-fast, before the OMG human-eating vampires show up, and deliver the funniest line in the book.


lisah - Nov 19, 2008 10:24:30 am PST #7968 of 28414
Punishingly Intricate

Either that, or a night game.

Wait, isn't one of the things about the Twilight vampires is that they can go out in the sun?

I'm actually going to see the movie on Friday with a group of 30something (and + like me) ladies. I'm hoping it's hilariously bad!


juliana - Nov 19, 2008 10:28:05 am PST #7969 of 28414
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

From an interview with Meyers re: the adaptation from book to movie:

"The vampires have to have the same basic rules as the vampire world I’ve created, which means no fangs, no costumes, they have to sparkle in the sunlight.."

"I am not a vampire fan, and never have been."

I'm not saying, I'm just saying. And being vampier-than-her.