To go for the crudity . . .
She had eyes harder than what was in my pants.
Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!
'Sleeper'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2007 12:50:04 pm PST #2023 of 28344
brillig
P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 12:50:50 pm PST #2024 of 28344
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Sigh.
"She had eyes harder than the Hope Diamond, and a history twice as cursed."
Strega - Mar 07, 2007 12:52:29 pm PST #2025 of 28344
She had eyes harder than last year's fruitcake.
Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2007 12:52:39 pm PST #2026 of 28344
brillig
Nice one, Plei.
P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 12:56:32 pm PST #2027 of 28344
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Thanks, Connie!
Sometimes, it's painfully obvious that I have a real addiction to mid-century pulp.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 07, 2007 12:56:36 pm PST #2028 of 28344
What is even happening?
She had eyes harder than cheeks, softer than bone. What?
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:10:29 pm PST #2029 of 28344
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"She had eyes harder than the Hope Diamond, and a history twice as cursed."
Nice construction. Reminds me of the line in Ball of Fire describing a sore throat: "Red as the Daily Worker and twice as sore."
Polter-Cow - Mar 07, 2007 1:23:41 pm PST #2030 of 28344
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Plei wins.
She had eyes harder than the granite I was taking her for.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:34:39 pm PST #2031 of 28344
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
She had eyes harder than the granite I was taking her for.
Ouch. That's practically Xanthian.
Okay, leave off the "harder than" construction, and describe a crazy person in fandom using a Chandlerian simile.
Dana - Mar 07, 2007 1:35:53 pm PST #2032 of 28344
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
She was nuttier than a pecan pie at Thanksgiving.
(No offense to Nutty.)