Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 12:17:22 pm PST #2019 of 28175
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was looking at an edition of Raymond Chandler's notebooks during lunch.

It had some great stuff in it, including lists of similes that he'd go back and poach from. Some ones I remembered:

"A mouth like wilted lettuce"

"Lower than a badger's balls"

"A thready smile"

"He was a great long gallows of a man with a ravaged face and a haggard eye."

(Beautifu rhythm in that line too, hitting on the G's.)

There were also lists of slang for San Quentin, shooting craps ("Ada from Decatur" for eights, "Little Josie" for four.) and pickpockets ("Hanger binging" is stealing things from a woman's purse without taking the purse. Presumably while hanging from a strap in the subway.)

Which inevitably brings us to:

Write a Chandlerian Simile

Here I'll prime the pump...

"She had eyes harder than...."


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 12:44:01 pm PST #2020 of 28175
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::taps foot impatiently:: C'mon slackers.

"She had eyes harder than Karl Rove's heart."

"She had eyes harder than Chinese calculus." (a venerable old trope)

"She had eyes harder than an untenured English professor at a small state university." (to steal from myself)

"She had eyes harder than..."


Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2007 12:47:38 pm PST #2021 of 28175
brillig

"She had eyes harder than the ancient gum petrifying under the movie house seats."


Strega - Mar 07, 2007 12:49:20 pm PST #2022 of 28175

[Dragging the concept over from Natter...]

She had eyes harder than Prince's guitar neck.


Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2007 12:50:04 pm PST #2023 of 28175
brillig

To go for the crudity . . .

She had eyes harder than what was in my pants.


P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 12:50:50 pm PST #2024 of 28175
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Sigh.

"She had eyes harder than the Hope Diamond, and a history twice as cursed."


Strega - Mar 07, 2007 12:52:29 pm PST #2025 of 28175

She had eyes harder than last year's fruitcake.


Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2007 12:52:39 pm PST #2026 of 28175
brillig

Nice one, Plei.


P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 12:56:32 pm PST #2027 of 28175
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Thanks, Connie!

Sometimes, it's painfully obvious that I have a real addiction to mid-century pulp.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 07, 2007 12:56:36 pm PST #2028 of 28175
What is even happening?

She had eyes harder than cheeks, softer than bone. What?