I'm a big girl. Just tell me.

Inara ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Apr 15, 2006 9:41:48 am PDT #9432 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Not *quite* as cute as Zmayhem,imo, but good enough to say "What ho?" for.Jeeves.


Lee - Apr 15, 2006 9:44:37 am PDT #9433 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That's what I thought, Aimee. (on both counts)


Aims - Apr 15, 2006 9:56:38 am PDT #9434 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I need to get my eyebrows down and my hair cut. I look like a sasquatch.


askye - Apr 15, 2006 11:20:55 am PDT #9435 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'm going dancing tonight -- sort of. Dad's doing this dance exhibition thing with Fred Astaire, different than what they've done before. Hopefully more social dancing and less with the exhibitions. Grandma E, Aunt J, my uncle and his wife are going, they are going to pick me up and take me to dinner.

This will double as the family Easter thing since I'm not going to my cousin's in laws for lunch, I don't know enough people and honestly I can't afford the gas to get there.


Anne W. - Apr 15, 2006 12:14:31 pm PDT #9436 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I'm cracking up over the "Jeeves" portmanteau. Those of you who have met my kitty will understand why.


sj - Apr 15, 2006 1:06:17 pm PDT #9437 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{GC & family}}} I'm so sorry.

I'm about to get dressed and go buy eggs for coloring

I knew I forgot something at the market!


ChiKat - Apr 15, 2006 2:07:57 pm PDT #9438 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Hey, Bitches! So, I've had an interesting day. Got a call from Nordstrom's while I was cleaning house. At home. In my pajamas. Seems I was in the store trying to buy 2 watches for a total of $3400-plus and they just wanted to verify that it was me. Who was home. In my pajamas. ACK!

So, they scooted me off the phone because the woman was still in the store and they just wanted my assurance that I would prosecute. Oh hells yes, I will prosecute.

About 30 minutes later, I got a call from Nordie's telling me to expect a call from the Chicago Police.

About 30 minutes after that, I got a call from Officer Montoya. They arrested the chick. She was trying to access my Nordie's account using my SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!!! Great. Seems she also had several other receipts on her. And, an ID with all my information and her picture. Even greater.

I have filed fraud alerts with all the credit reporting agencies. I will file with the FTC after I get the police report. I have checked all my credit cards (no new charges). I have checked my credit report online with Experian (no accounts or charges that don't really belong to me...thus far).

So, the court date is April 24. I probably won't have to go, but another detective is supposed to call me later today.

Michelle, the cashier at Nordie's who thought the charges were suspicious and alerted their fraud people, is my very favoritist person today. I love her.


Lee - Apr 15, 2006 2:10:50 pm PDT #9439 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Geez, Chikat, that's a little too interesting a day. I'm glad they caught her though.


Aims - Apr 15, 2006 2:11:18 pm PDT #9440 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You should send her flowers and call their really high management and tell them how happy you are with her.


Aims - Apr 15, 2006 2:11:51 pm PDT #9441 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nordie's clerk - not skeeve ball stealing your identity.