You turned evil a lot faster than I thought you would.

Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Apr 15, 2006 1:06:17 pm PDT #9437 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{GC & family}}} I'm so sorry.

I'm about to get dressed and go buy eggs for coloring

I knew I forgot something at the market!


ChiKat - Apr 15, 2006 2:07:57 pm PDT #9438 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Hey, Bitches! So, I've had an interesting day. Got a call from Nordstrom's while I was cleaning house. At home. In my pajamas. Seems I was in the store trying to buy 2 watches for a total of $3400-plus and they just wanted to verify that it was me. Who was home. In my pajamas. ACK!

So, they scooted me off the phone because the woman was still in the store and they just wanted my assurance that I would prosecute. Oh hells yes, I will prosecute.

About 30 minutes later, I got a call from Nordie's telling me to expect a call from the Chicago Police.

About 30 minutes after that, I got a call from Officer Montoya. They arrested the chick. She was trying to access my Nordie's account using my SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!!! Great. Seems she also had several other receipts on her. And, an ID with all my information and her picture. Even greater.

I have filed fraud alerts with all the credit reporting agencies. I will file with the FTC after I get the police report. I have checked all my credit cards (no new charges). I have checked my credit report online with Experian (no accounts or charges that don't really belong to me...thus far).

So, the court date is April 24. I probably won't have to go, but another detective is supposed to call me later today.

Michelle, the cashier at Nordie's who thought the charges were suspicious and alerted their fraud people, is my very favoritist person today. I love her.


Lee - Apr 15, 2006 2:10:50 pm PDT #9439 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Geez, Chikat, that's a little too interesting a day. I'm glad they caught her though.


Aims - Apr 15, 2006 2:11:18 pm PDT #9440 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You should send her flowers and call their really high management and tell them how happy you are with her.


Aims - Apr 15, 2006 2:11:51 pm PDT #9441 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nordie's clerk - not skeeve ball stealing your identity.


ChiKat - Apr 15, 2006 2:19:35 pm PDT #9442 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yeah, little too much in one day. But, I am SO glad they caught her. I wonder how much time she could get for this?

I have every intention of sending Michelle a thank you gift. I loves her, yes I do.


sj - Apr 15, 2006 2:20:30 pm PDT #9443 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{ChiKat}}} I'm glad they caught her. Good luck straightening everything out.


§ ita § - Apr 15, 2006 2:24:33 pm PDT #9444 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nordstrom's fucking rocks!

Thank dog your thief didn't start with 7-11.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 15, 2006 2:43:07 pm PDT #9445 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yikes, Chi! I'm so glad they caught her. That's so frigging scary. Prosecute her to the pain, baby.


vw bug - Apr 15, 2006 2:50:54 pm PDT #9446 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

ChiKat, that's just freaky! So glad they caught her. Craziness!

I have had a lovely day and am now pooped out. I think I will go to bed soon.