I ran into Emily on the train on the way home. That made the day extra nice.

Then, I got home and had a little envelope from some very evil Buffistas. I don't think the day can possibly get better. As a matter of fact, I'm afraid it's going to take an ugly turn really soon.

J.Z.

Perkins.

You know I hold you both in the utmost respect, but I beg you... stop taunting me with your filthy bacon talk!!!!

weeps.

We have no water.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

As a matter of fact, I'm afraid it's going to take an ugly turn really soon.

Don't say that. Seriously.

We have no water.

SEE?!? See what happens?

eta (but I'm glad the other good stuff happened first.)

SEE?!? See what happens?

I hope you've learned your lesson.

t / says the person who said, "I've replaced everything in the kitchen but the dishwasher" a week before the dishwasher started going bad.

but I'm glad the other good stuff happened first

I am too. 'Cause otherwise, this might not be so funny.

Although, if we still don't have water in the morning, I won't still be laughing.

YAY! It appears to be back. It's gross-looking, but it's back.

As a librarian, I'm probably not supposed to pick up the books The Difficult Partner just left outside his door, as if that is the collection point for the book fairies to come and get them, throw them at him, and say "put them away your own damn self," am I?

I mean, that might be bad for the books.

As a librarian, I'm probably not supposed to pick up the books The Difficult Partner just left outside his door, as if that is the collection point for the book fairies to come and get them, throw them at him, and say "put them away your own damn self," am I?

How about putting them back just inside his office with a map and directions to the library?

How about putting them back just inside his office with a map, directions to the libraryand a note that says Fuck you, you lazy bastard?

billytea's way is probably better.