J.Z.
Perkins.
You know I hold you both in the utmost respect, but I beg you... stop taunting me with your filthy bacon talk!!!!
weeps.
Well, look at you. All dressed up in big sister's clothes.
Faith ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fay - Apr 04, 2006 11:58:48 am PDT #7364 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
vw bug - Apr 04, 2006 12:05:16 pm PDT #7365 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
We have no water.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nicole - Apr 04, 2006 12:07:47 pm PDT #7366 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
As a matter of fact, I'm afraid it's going to take an ugly turn really soon.
Don't say that. Seriously.
We have no water.
SEE?!? See what happens?
eta (but I'm glad the other good stuff happened first.)
Ginger - Apr 04, 2006 12:10:14 pm PDT #7367 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
SEE?!? See what happens?
I hope you've learned your lesson.
t / says the person who said, "I've replaced everything in the kitchen but the dishwasher" a week before the dishwasher started going bad.
vw bug - Apr 04, 2006 12:14:57 pm PDT #7368 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
but I'm glad the other good stuff happened first
I am too. 'Cause otherwise, this might not be so funny.
Although, if we still don't have water in the morning, I won't still be laughing.
vw bug - Apr 04, 2006 12:16:29 pm PDT #7369 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
YAY! It appears to be back. It's gross-looking, but it's back.
Lee - Apr 04, 2006 12:22:01 pm PDT #7370 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
As a librarian, I'm probably not supposed to pick up the books The Difficult Partner just left outside his door, as if that is the collection point for the book fairies to come and get them, throw them at him, and say "put them away your own damn self," am I?
I mean, that might be bad for the books.
billytea - Apr 04, 2006 12:57:29 pm PDT #7371 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
As a librarian, I'm probably not supposed to pick up the books The Difficult Partner just left outside his door, as if that is the collection point for the book fairies to come and get them, throw them at him, and say "put them away your own damn self," am I?
How about putting them back just inside his office with a map and directions to the library?
Vortex - Apr 04, 2006 1:00:54 pm PDT #7372 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
How about putting them back just inside his office with a map, directions to the libraryand a note that says Fuck you, you lazy bastard?
billytea's way is probably better.
billytea - Apr 04, 2006 1:14:14 pm PDT #7373 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
How about putting them back just inside his office with a map, directions to the libraryand a note that says Fuck you, you lazy bastard?
You could have a sticker saying "You Are Here" and attach it to a photocopy of his own arse.